Vikings Walked the Plank in Home Opener

Keelhaul the gameplan, make Berrian walk the plank, and bring me a mug of grog ot I’ll run you through with me sword.

Arrrrrrghh!!!!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/translator.html

I be a ‘orrid pirate talker, nevertheless, I shall grant ye requ’st.

alright, first don’t fret lassy, No sense jumping on the poop deck and pissing in the wind. Aye the team is listing a bit leeward but we can tack around that and still make Havana before the grog runs out. We just need to tighten up the jib and toss Berrain out on a rope off the yard arm. Just remember it ain’t mutinee if your successful! oh and ARGH!!!

Something something Tortuga.

but all i can come up with is some sarcastic remark about the movie “pirates of the carribean” where we get to watch johnny depp over-method act in yet another movie where he gets to wear eye liner and be androgynous.

this is a good team still. If we played the 2nd halfs of those games half as well as the firsts this would be a top ten team. We showed improvement from Week 1 to Week 2 and if we doulble that improvement in week 3 we beat the Lions.

If these Viking son a biscuit eaters don’t win this Sunday, it’ll be yo ho ho and a bottle of run for me! As for that hideous willy livered ingrade Berrian, I beesech he to scrape the barnacles off ye rudder or to come back here with our Viking loot you scallywag, or a clap of thunder will shirley nock you on your ars. Because a true Viking always continues to fight! -

“I’ve been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, A poet, a pawn and a king; I’ve been up and down and over and out, And I know one thing; Each time I find myself flat on my face, I pick myself up and get back in the race”.

Time to go eat dinner at ARRRRRRRRBYS!

Starting the second half in freakin prevent defense! We were playing not to lose instead of playing to win. We were playing like we were 30 points up in the fourth instead of having half the game to play. We were trying to coast the rest of the game out. That’s on the coaching staff.

Give him a chance to play and see if he’s worth the #12 overall pick.

He’s not learning anything watching that washed up has been McNabb and I think he will outperform him as a rookie. Ponder has an upside, McNabb over the hill. Start the rookie.

was a great pirate poet and he would have said the second half of the Vikes game was squarely in the poop deck!

This here is a Viking pirate post! I don’t mind if you bring your lily white faces down here as long as you pay for yer grog, but if you don’t talk the talk then walk the walk or face me cutlass!

Oh and Ponder is but a ships boy now, he needs time to learn the ship and the crew. Hell the man hasn’t even had a solid run on the main yet. He needs time to get the crews timing down and realized he’s no longer playing in his mothers washing tub. Let the lad learn before you throw him to the sharks.

’Twas nightmares that our Vikes lost their bearings twice, not once but TWICE…

I wager the Cap’n (coach) should walk the plank, and send BB and Johnson with him as well, n’ more nice…

In our language….Fire t’ bastards, yes I b’ cold as ice…..

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Would you like t’ try em again and go for three?

This whole thin’ set not well with t’ likes of me!

These two weeks o’ sufferin’

Has me in constant need o’ Bufferin
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If they get their head out o’ their arsch, then we will see…

Two halves o’ good football playin’

THAT FIRST VICTORY POSSIBLY?

Arrrg. I curse them bloody buccs mothers and blast be to their mothers sons… but ye can’t spend all the day in squallier or grog. We fell t’ those slimy buccaneers true, but tis not important how many times ye fall, tis important how many times ye get back up!

Ye new Viking sails will be fully unfurled Sunday an ye Norsemen will draw thy swords an bury them deeply into the beasts from Detroit. Songs o’ Nordic triumph will be sung loudly over t’ lamination o’ t’ lions fans.

T’ Vikin’s have never lost when I have been t’ t’ dome and I WILL be thar in person on Sunday!

Victory, she be approaching! SKOL!!!

I worry that this sort of game will drudge up all of the other McNabb criticisms about him not being great in the 4th quarter, etc. He is in a worse situation that Washington last year, and really the D was the culprit who should be keelhauled…and they be gettin’ Kevin Williams back in less than a fortnight!

I like Donovan McNabb. I love the Vikings. I’m going to be patient since I want this to work out for the better.

I don’t think there was anyone out there who could have realistically predicted smooth sailing right from the start of the season for the Vikings.

We have a couple of things working against us; off season was very short thanks to the lockout, new coaching nucleus, very young roster with a lot of un-proven guys in key places, not to mention McNabb is learning a brand new offense to him (just look at Kerry Collins it could be worse)

In my opinion this might be one of the better years for the Vikings in recent memory. They looked almost unstoppable in the first half of both games this year, granted changes have to be made in the second half we need to finish games. But clearly in the first half they have a very good game plan and execute it very well, something unheard of in the Chilly era.

Frazier will be an excellent coach I am sure of it, he needs a year of experience maybe, but success rarely occurs over night and I think that is what too many people have come to expect this season.

(I do think Tyrell and Berrian need to go, Sanford has proven leaps and bounds greater and then there is Berrian he has to have some of the worst hands in Vikings history…save Williamson of course, although finding replacements at this time might prove problematic)