Joke of the Week for Vikings fans
by CitrusFLViking on Sep 9, 2011 1:13 PM CDT
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PrintA Wisconsin teacher asks her class if Green Bay is their favorite team. Everyone says yes, except for Little Jimmy. "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?" Jimmy says, " Vikings!". The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?" Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Vikings fan, my mom is a Vikings fan, I guess that makes me a Vikings fan." The angry teacher says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot, what would that make you?" "Well, that would make me a Green Bay Packers fan."
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I'd go with someting like...
Which is older? Mark Chamura’s prom date of the bottle of scotch he provider her with.
by Jepp The Viking on Sep 9, 2011 1:30 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
nice really nice
I heard a pickup truck with AR driving, GJ riding shot gun AJ hawk and BJ in the back went into Lake Michigan this morning. It seam AR and GJ were ok but the other to could not figure how to get the tail gate down and did not make it.
Try to learn from others mistakes because there just is not enough time in this world to make them all your self
by montana vikes fan on Sep 9, 2011 1:34 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
That's funny...
…Because last week I heard that Aaron Rodgers accidentally locked his keys in his car. I guess it took them almost three hours to get Clay Mathews out.
They should all probably quit carpooling together if they keep getting into these types of shenanigans.
by Soybomb on Sep 9, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Love it -Keep em coming andwe could make a book
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by CitrusFLViking on Sep 9, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
The title threw me off
I was sure the answer was going to be “Tyrell Johnson.”
by kcskol on Sep 9, 2011 1:42 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Why wasn't Jesus born a Minnesota Viking
there were no wise men to the east to visit him
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Are you saying there is no "Purple Jesus"?
Who will save our asses this year? I mean our souls. Or, I mean our ass-souls.
Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. - John Lennon
by JethroBoViking on Sep 9, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Not at all
Just he had to be adapted and brought in from out of state
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by CitrusFLViking on Sep 9, 2011 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
What is the difference between Lambeau Field and a porcupine?
The pricks are on the outside of the porcupine.
"We’re all in this boat together. Everybody grab an oar."
-Tom Kelly
by Go Twins! on Sep 9, 2011 3:03 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
That was great
I don’t hate GB fans though. Several are good freinds of mine. I can’t stand bears fans though.
I'm the opposite.
Their fans are ignorant trash (including some of my cousins, f-ing bandwagon jumpers), and their players are douchebags.
The road to fulfillment in any line of endeavor is always marked by an initial breakthrough; however, that first taste of success needs to be replicated again and again in order for supremacy to be sustained. We are Vikings, and our breakthrough is now. We will get that first down, then get a touchdown. Then we'll kick your ass.
by Alittlemore_cowbell on Sep 9, 2011 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Cowbell - Tell us what you really think :-)
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by CitrusFLViking on Sep 9, 2011 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
BTW
Just watched a replay of Siants@Packers, and that uppercut by Jennings (I think) was rediculous.
The road to fulfillment in any line of endeavor is always marked by an initial breakthrough; however, that first taste of success needs to be replicated again and again in order for supremacy to be sustained. We are Vikings, and our breakthrough is now. We will get that first down, then get a touchdown. Then we'll kick your ass.
by Alittlemore_cowbell on Sep 9, 2011 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
What do you get when you put the girlfriends of a dozen packers fans in one room?
A full set of teeth
A Viking Fan, A Packer Fan and A Bears Fan...
Were on a hike and debating the supremacy of the NFCN (Lions fans weren’t really relevant in the discussion) when they came across a genie in a bottle. The genie granted them each one wish. The Packer fan quickly said he was tired of Vikings and Bears fans and didn’t want to see or hear from them again, he wished the genie would put up a 50 foot concrete wall around Wisc so that no Vikings or Bears fans could get in. It was granted. The Bears fan and Vikings fan looked at one another and the Bears fan said: fill it with water! The Vikings fan said: Put a lid on it!
by LoveHate on Sep 10, 2011 3:00 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs
AR and CM purchase a small farm with one dairy cow. After a month the cow stopped producing milk because she wouldn’t drink. They tried playing soothing music and decorating the water trough to no avail. Finally AR says, "I Know! Let’s take her down to the pond, I’ll hold her head underwater, then you suck from her rear end and we’ll fill her up!"
CM agrees it’s a great solution so they wade the cow down into the pond, AR wraps his arms around her neck and shoves her head under, and CM starts sucking as hard as he can. Suddenly CM pulls back spitting to clear his mouth and exclaims, "Whoa, Whoa… pull her up some she’s sucking mud!"
How do you circumsize a packers fan?
kick his sister in the mouth
by dsludo on Sep 10, 2011 9:59 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
How can you break a Packers finger?
Punch him in the nose.
by abba7 on Sep 10, 2011 11:34 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
You’ve got Hitler, Osama bin Laden and Aaron Rodgers in a room and a gun with two bullets. Who do you shoot?
Rodgers. Twice!
A Viking and a Packer get into an accident.
Both cars get totaled but both guys survive. They get out of their cars and Packer fan says "This is a sign from the almighty, we should not be enemies any more. Viking fan says, “I will believe that only if my bottle of scotch survived the crash.” He checks his glove comptmt and finds the bottle intact. Brings it out and says," I think you are right, lets toast to celebrate ending of our rivalry." Free booze….Packer fans chugs half the bottle and gives it back." your tuen." Viking fan says,“Nahh…I think I will wait till the cops show up.”
by izziefans on Sep 11, 2011 7:37 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
lol nice
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by UnBannedVikingholic on Sep 11, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
A DIEHARD fan of each the Bears, Lions, Packers, and Vikings were on a mountain
The die hard Bears fan said “this is for my team” and hopped off the mountain. The Lions fan said “this is for my team” and jumped off the mountain. The Vikings fan said “this is for my team” and threw the Packers fan off the mountain.
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by UnBannedVikingholic on Sep 11, 2011 1:38 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
In Greenbay, Wi, what do a tornado and a divorce have in common?
Either way, someone’s gonna lose a trailer…
by dkerfoot on Sep 12, 2011 2:36 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
guy walks into a butcher shop...
“hey, what specials do you have today?”
butcher says “today we got vikings fans brains for $1 a pound, lions fans brains for $2 a pound and packers fans brains for $5000 a pound”
guy says “whoa there!!! why are packers fans brains so expensive???”
butcher says “do you know how many packers fans it takes to come up with a pound of brains??”
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by BranFavrenton on Sep 12, 2011 2:59 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Joke of the week
Donovan McNabb’s statistics.
13.
Grossman: Sup, you insulin needing bitch! The sex cannon has arrived! Now get the hell out of my locker room, you chinless mother fucker!
by Wiedmann on Sep 12, 2011 6:29 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
I just came on this thread to post the same thing!
Beat me to it. That was indeed the JOKE of the week. Unfortunately, it will probably be the joke of the year, since it’s not likely any other QB will have a worse game in 2012.
I could see a 100 yards passing 3 INT game for T-Jack.
The road to fulfillment in any line of endeavor is always marked by an initial breakthrough; however, that first taste of success needs to be replicated again and again in order for supremacy to be sustained. We are Vikings, and our breakthrough is now. We will get that first down, then get a touchdown. Then we'll kick your ass.
by Alittlemore_cowbell on Sep 13, 2011 8:24 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't really think this joke is funny.
I'm like the Dali Lama of kicking ass
by Grime on Sep 13, 2011 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Two Packer fans, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly, one throws up all over himself. “Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me!” “Don’t worry, pal, just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket, tell Jane that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill”, the other one said. So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually the drunk Packer fan rolls into home and his wife starts to give him a bad time.
“You reek of alcohol and you’ve puked all over yourself! My God, you’re disgusting!” Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, he says, “Nowainaminit, I can e’splain everythin! Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me… he had one too many and he juss couldin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry sorry an’ gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!” His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, “But this is forty bucks.” “Oh, yeah, the drunk Packer fan said…”I almos’ fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too."
The road to fulfillment in any line of endeavor is always marked by an initial breakthrough; however, that first taste of success needs to be replicated again and again in order for supremacy to be sustained. We are Vikings, and our breakthrough is now. We will get that first down, then get a touchdown. Then we'll kick your ass.
by Alittlemore_cowbell on Sep 13, 2011 8:59 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Q: What do you call a beautiful girl in Green Bay?
A: A tourist.
Q: What do you call a good looking woman with a Packer fan?
A: A hostage
Q: What do you call a Wisconsin girl that can run faster than her brothers?
A: A virgin.
Q: Why is it a good idea to bring a Packer fan along to a Vikings game?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
by abba7 on Sep 13, 2011 9:57 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
I think that he was secretly hoping that...
- would have sent him the same picture that was supposedly sent to Jenn Sterger.
and, i'll bet he's got his phone tucked in his "blank" and set to vibrate....waiting.
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SUCK LESS LOSERS
aaaaaaaaahh, I gotta go!!
Hey, I've got a good one
Did you hear the one about the Packer fan that went to a Vikings’ site just to trash the Vikings and their fans?
One of the moderators stuck their foot so far up his ass, he coughed up a shoelace!
I always loved that one.
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by Christopher Gates on Sep 13, 2011 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
That one never gets old
Like fine wine and cheap hookers.
The road to fulfillment in any line of endeavor is always marked by an initial breakthrough; however, that first taste of success needs to be replicated again and again in order for supremacy to be sustained. We are Vikings, and our breakthrough is now. We will get that first down, then get a touchdown. Then we'll kick your ass.
by Alittlemore_cowbell on Sep 13, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
okay, the only thing missing from this fanpost is a "lame" joke, here goes...
knock, knock…
who’s there…
orange…
orange who?…
orange you glad we didn’t re-sign sidney rice!!!! <<< sidney rice / “lame” hip / get it?
he is still inactive and not practicing for the t-jack-u-less seatlle pigeonhawks.
he has an mysterious “alledged” shoulder injury that has been a “wait and see”
for several weeks now. and there is no timetable on his hopeful return.
sound familiar? and, uh, no actual details on the “shoulder injury”.
i smell hip troubles, then again, i never believed his first story.
warcraft, you are my guitar hero !!!
Q: Why don’t they teach driver’s ed and sex ed on the same day in Green Bay?
A: Its too hard on the donkeys!
by MNDoorman on Sep 16, 2011 3:45 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
A Viking fan & a Packer fan are pisssing off the side of a bridge.
The Packers fan says: Man that water’s cold. The Viking fan says it sure is & deep too.
A Cadillac Deville carring 5 Packer fans goes over a cliff killing everyone.
A Packer fan near by says: now that’s a crying shame. A Viking also witnessing the accident says it sure is. That car seats 6.
Packer Fans are a lot like Slinkys...
… yeah… they are pretty much useless… but I can’t help but smile every time i push one down the stairs.
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by Admiral BigGun on Sep 20, 2011 10:05 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Heyoo!!!
The road to fulfillment in any line of endeavor is always marked by an initial breakthrough; however, that first taste of success needs to be replicated again and again in order for supremacy to be sustained. We are Vikings, and our breakthrough is now. We will get that first down, then get a touchdown. Then we'll kick your ass.
by Alittlemore_cowbell on Sep 20, 2011 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
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