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Chicago Bears At Minnesota Vikings - Third Quarter Open Thread

The Minnesota Vikings trail the Chicago Bears by a point at the Metrodome in the final game of the 2011 season as we head to the locker room for halftime.

Joe Webb is once again in at quarterback for an injured Christian Ponder, who appeared to aggravate his hip injury on a hit by Israel Idonije early in the second quarter. Webb has led a couple of decent drives, one that resulted in a blocked field goal, and one that resulted in a made field goal.

Jared Allen has 1.5 sacks in this one, giving him 20 for the season. He now trails Chris Doleman by one for the Vikings' single-season team record (Doleman had 21 back in 1986) and Michael Strahan's NFL mark of 22.5* is within reach.

So, as we get ready to begin the final half of football of the 2011 season for the Minnesota Vikings, they trail the Chicago Bears by a score of 14-13.

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Jared!

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Jan 1, 2012 1:44 PM CST reply actions  

Allen!!!!!!!!

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. - John Lennon

by JethroBoViking on Jan 1, 2012 1:44 PM CST reply actions  

NICE JA!!

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by Ted Glover on Jan 1, 2012 1:44 PM CST reply actions  

21!

He has tied Chris Doleman for the Vikings’ single-season sack leader!

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 1, 2012 1:44 PM CST reply actions  

Allen

21 baby

Don't you know who the *^$% I am?

by Jeppernaut on Jan 1, 2012 1:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Jared Allen seriously has 23+ in sight...!!

"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."

Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.

by rj-b on Jan 1, 2012 1:45 PM CST reply actions  

+56

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by Ted Glover on Jan 1, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Now I with that Favre had signed midseason with the Bears

He could take a “dive sack and half” for Jared.

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by Odin on Jan 1, 2012 1:46 PM CST reply actions  

So it's 1.5 sacks to tie, 2 to break?

He’ll have to have a monster half, but it’s possible.

by Purpledork on Jan 1, 2012 1:47 PM CST reply actions  

Correct

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Jan 1, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

He already has one

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by Ted Glover on Jan 1, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

You know

he’s going to be psyched!

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points." --Knute Rockne

by abba7 on Jan 1, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Will the trade Jared Allen talk please stop!

"At this point, what we got to lose, right? So we might as well throw caution to the wind and hit people in the face."
--Vikings DE Jared Allen

by NMVike on Jan 1, 2012 1:47 PM CST reply actions  

LOL i was just thinking the same thing...

"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."

Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.

by rj-b on Jan 1, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

But his trade value is really going up now. We gotta strike while the iron is hot!

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by REVENGE4WEBB on Jan 1, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Stop

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by Ted Glover on Jan 1, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Regardless of his $$$$ and trade value

He’s the heart of the defense, more important than gold to winning

by liveforadrenaline on Jan 1, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

31 first rounders?

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points." --Knute Rockne

by abba7 on Jan 1, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Loyalty before Royalty

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by UnBannedVikingholic on Jan 1, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

If they trade him, they won't get any more of my money

That guy gave everything all year when a lot of guys mailed it in,

"We owe him a lot more than he owes us at this point. He's been stellar all year. He still gave us a chance to win this one, and we've got to find a way."

—C Josh Bailey, on G Al Montoya after a 5-3 loss Tuesday in Montreal.

by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Jan 1, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

5 firsts and Andrew Luck.

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by kcskol on Jan 1, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Besides, we have Robison.

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You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask of the Spiderman
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by REVENGE4WEBB on Jan 1, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

37 yard line. Not bad.

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by JethroBoViking on Jan 1, 2012 1:47 PM CST reply actions  

I don't see Caleb pulling a Bert and laying down, so lets go JA. You can do it.

"We owe him a lot more than he owes us at this point. He's been stellar all year. He still gave us a chance to win this one, and we've got to find a way."

—C Josh Bailey, on G Al Montoya after a 5-3 loss Tuesday in Montreal.

by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Jan 1, 2012 1:48 PM CST reply actions  

on an unrelated note...

…Cedar Rapids went with the Packers/Lions game on Fox.

yeah, GREAT decision… Packers resting all their stars, and JA on the verge of breaking records.

"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."

Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.

by rj-b on Jan 1, 2012 1:49 PM CST reply actions  

(thankfully i can stream the game...!!)

"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."

Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.

by rj-b on Jan 1, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Good question

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by Ted Glover on Jan 1, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I say if Webb wins it next year

You keep ponder around for the year as insurance then trade him if Webb is still performing

by mnvikenavyfb on Jan 1, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

That will most certainly

be a discussion for the off season

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points." --Knute Rockne

by abba7 on Jan 1, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Toby rumbling around

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Jan 1, 2012 1:50 PM CST reply actions  

can Musgrave stop calling...

…the roll-out-to-Percy play??

yeesh…

"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."

Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.

by rj-b on Jan 1, 2012 1:51 PM CST reply actions  

Toby

Albino Rhino is a stud. Runs so hard.

Don't you know who the *^$% I am?

by Jeppernaut on Jan 1, 2012 1:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Look at Toby go

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Jan 1, 2012 1:51 PM CST reply actions  

Will the last Toby hater turn the lights out when you leave?

"We owe him a lot more than he owes us at this point. He's been stellar all year. He still gave us a chance to win this one, and we've got to find a way."

—C Josh Bailey, on G Al Montoya after a 5-3 loss Tuesday in Montreal.

by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Jan 1, 2012 1:51 PM CST reply actions  

GERHART SMASH

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by Ted Glover on Jan 1, 2012 1:52 PM CST reply actions  

omg

"We owe him a lot more than he owes us at this point. He's been stellar all year. He still gave us a chance to win this one, and we've got to find a way."

—C Josh Bailey, on G Al Montoya after a 5-3 loss Tuesday in Montreal.

by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Jan 1, 2012 1:52 PM CST reply actions  

Dang if Toby doesn't get through the clogged line better than Adrian

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You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask of the Spiderman
And you don't trash talk about him

by REVENGE4WEBB on Jan 1, 2012 1:52 PM CST reply actions  

FFFFFF

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Jan 1, 2012 1:52 PM CST reply actions  

FUCK!

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points." --Knute Rockne

by abba7 on Jan 1, 2012 1:52 PM CST reply actions  

hit the ground...??

"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."

Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.

by rj-b on Jan 1, 2012 1:52 PM CST reply actions  

damn, guess not

"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."

Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.

by rj-b on Jan 1, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

nope

"We owe him a lot more than he owes us at this point. He's been stellar all year. He still gave us a chance to win this one, and we've got to find a way."

—C Josh Bailey, on G Al Montoya after a 5-3 loss Tuesday in Montreal.

by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Jan 1, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

So how good are Jared Allen's chances?

14-1
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by arodgb on Jan 1, 2012 1:52 PM CST reply actions  

Another bad throw by a QB

leads to an interception. Nice effort by Percy, but that was a bad throw.

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by Ted Glover on Jan 1, 2012 1:53 PM CST reply actions  

Ehh, that's a ball only the wr can catch

that took a bad bounce. Come, man.

"We owe him a lot more than he owes us at this point. He's been stellar all year. He still gave us a chance to win this one, and we've got to find a way."

—C Josh Bailey, on G Al Montoya after a 5-3 loss Tuesday in Montreal.

by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Jan 1, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

it's ok, Webb can make bad throws, too.

"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."

Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.

by rj-b on Jan 1, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

+1

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by UnBannedVikingholic on Jan 1, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep. But a ball 6 inches off the ground shouldn't be intercepted. That was weird.

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin

by kcskol on Jan 1, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Blech.

I wish our QBs would stop throwing balls towards the ground.

~Lah~ ♪♫

by Seracon on Jan 1, 2012 1:53 PM CST reply actions  

Thought they might review it

But Percy’s hands were under the ball. No point.

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 1, 2012 1:53 PM CST reply actions  

Frazier doesn't want a look at that?

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by kcskol on Jan 1, 2012 1:53 PM CST reply actions  

No reason to

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by Ted Glover on Jan 1, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm watching on a feed that isn't crystal clear. Fuzzy enough that it looked like it hit to me...

…but I’ll trust those with 60 inch HDTVs.

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by kcskol on Jan 1, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, Harvin had his hands on it

rolled over, and it popped out. Good call by the refs.

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by Ted Glover on Jan 1, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Seriously, that needs a red flag.

But that toss was low and away.

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You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask of the Spiderman
And you don't trash talk about him

by REVENGE4WEBB on Jan 1, 2012 1:54 PM CST reply actions  

Or Williams

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. - John Lennon

by JethroBoViking on Jan 1, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Short hook routes to Harvin suck

Bad playcalling… Harvin is not a route runner, he’s a speed guy…

by liveforadrenaline on Jan 1, 2012 1:54 PM CST reply actions  

SACK!

Kevin Williams gets to him that time, and the turnover doesn’t hurt us.

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 1, 2012 1:54 PM CST reply actions  

Punt Bears!!!!

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by abba7 on Jan 1, 2012 1:54 PM CST reply actions  

Nice play by Kevin Williams!!

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by Ted Glover on Jan 1, 2012 1:55 PM CST reply actions  

Hypothetical Question.

If the Vikings had a 3rd and goal at the 1 yard line would you rather see,

A. A Kleinsasser TD or

B. A Kleinsasser pancake block on the Toby TD

C. I’d be fine with either

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by Odin on Jan 1, 2012 1:55 PM CST reply actions  

Do they retire 40?

They should.

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—C Josh Bailey, on G Al Montoya after a 5-3 loss Tuesday in Montreal.

by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Jan 1, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

No

They better retire #81 first for AC and Carl Eller

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by Ted Glover on Jan 1, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Dual retire?

Interesting, has that ever happened??

"We owe him a lot more than he owes us at this point. He's been stellar all year. He still gave us a chance to win this one, and we've got to find a way."

—C Josh Bailey, on G Al Montoya after a 5-3 loss Tuesday in Montreal.

by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Jan 1, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Not that I know of

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by Ted Glover on Jan 1, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

i always wanted to reitre 93 for Johnny

"We owe him a lot more than he owes us at this point. He's been stellar all year. He still gave us a chance to win this one, and we've got to find a way."

—C Josh Bailey, on G Al Montoya after a 5-3 loss Tuesday in Montreal.

by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Jan 1, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I choose both.

A) To celebrate the moment.
B) For historical accuracy

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by kcskol on Jan 1, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

A KSauce TD

I haven’t seen my Dad dance since my wedding over 20 years ago. That would be on YouTube.

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by Ted Glover on Jan 1, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Do the one

play on Madden 10 where theres three tight ends and he does a delayed roll out.

by PurplePrideforLife! on Jan 1, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Honestly...

The Vikings offense will stink it up from here on and out.
It takes the heat off and gives Allen and KSauce their due.

by VikesFanSince1967 on Jan 1, 2012 1:56 PM CST reply actions  

It's gonna be a long slog down to that goal line.

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. - John Lennon

by JethroBoViking on Jan 1, 2012 1:56 PM CST reply actions  

woudl not surprise me

Vikings have nearly 200 yds offense to the Bears 100.
The bears are trying to gift this win as best as they can.

by VikesFanSince1967 on Jan 1, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Penalty on the Bears, apparently

So the Vikings get the ball at the 20 rather than at the 3.

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 1, 2012 1:57 PM CST reply actions  

Or at the 15

Because no team commits more false starts at home than the Vikings.

(I can’t verify that, but it certainly seems that way.)

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 1, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh nice

just will be an 80 yard KSauce TD now

by Purpledork on Jan 1, 2012 1:57 PM CST reply actions  

Lucky break.

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You don't pull the mask of the Spiderman
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by REVENGE4WEBB on Jan 1, 2012 1:57 PM CST reply actions  

Come on Shank

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by John_Locke on Jan 1, 2012 1:58 PM CST reply actions  

Why

Percy up the gut. Why?

Don't you know who the *^$% I am?

by Jeppernaut on Jan 1, 2012 1:59 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Penalty again!

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points." --Knute Rockne

by abba7 on Jan 1, 2012 1:59 PM CST reply actions  

And now a hold

Come on.

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Jan 1, 2012 1:59 PM CST reply actions  

Nice play by the Vikings

So, naturally, there’s a holding penalty.

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 1, 2012 1:59 PM CST reply actions  

Crap

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by JethroBoViking on Jan 1, 2012 1:59 PM CST reply actions  

Uh-oh, penalty frenzie.

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You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask of the Spiderman
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by REVENGE4WEBB on Jan 1, 2012 1:59 PM CST reply actions  

come on guysssssssssssss

by cali viking on Jan 1, 2012 2:00 PM CST reply actions  

Wow. 2nd and 21 run Gerhart wide. Odd.

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by kcskol on Jan 1, 2012 2:00 PM CST reply actions  

Hold

Shitty call on Sully

Don't you know who the *^$% I am?

by Jeppernaut on Jan 1, 2012 2:00 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Wow. 2nd and 21 run Gerhart wide. Odd.

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by kcskol on Jan 1, 2012 2:00 PM CST reply actions  

To avoid another pick 6.

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You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask of the Spiderman
And you don't trash talk about him

by REVENGE4WEBB on Jan 1, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

But that's not Webb's MO.

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by kcskol on Jan 1, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I just think backed up near our own goal line, that Musgrave was being conservative.

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You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask of the Spiderman
And you don't trash talk about him

by REVENGE4WEBB on Jan 1, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Don Glover Quote Machine:

“If this team could get out of their own way, I bet they’d have 5 wins.”

//long pull of beer

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by Ted Glover on Jan 1, 2012 2:00 PM CST reply actions  

The bitter truth is that he is right

In his own sarcastic, caustic take on the pitiful Vikings 2011 season.

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by Odin on Jan 1, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Not much of a hold

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by JethroBoViking on Jan 1, 2012 2:00 PM CST reply actions  

NOTHING FOOLISH, MUSGRAVE. TAKE THE PUNT.

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You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask of the Spiderman
And you don't trash talk about him

by REVENGE4WEBB on Jan 1, 2012 2:00 PM CST reply actions  

FOX guys commenting

on how we’re seeing the same plans over and over and over again, and everything’s very shallow.

No, you don’t say…

by MNWildcat on Jan 1, 2012 2:00 PM CST reply actions  

Should have called that on the last play. Nice throw though.

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by kcskol on Jan 1, 2012 2:01 PM CST reply actions  

Better throw and Harvin gains the First

/nitpicking

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by Marcus.Grayson on Jan 1, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

can/t catch a break!!!!!

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points." --Knute Rockne

by abba7 on Jan 1, 2012 2:01 PM CST reply actions  

The Vikings have done a great job

On Hester today so far.

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 1, 2012 2:01 PM CST reply actions  

Feels like Hester has been doing some of it to himself.

Almost gave himself a safety on a kick off in the 1st quarter.

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by kcskol on Jan 1, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you kidding me?

fumble on THE Devin Hester, but we can’t even recover it.

by PurplePrideforLife! on Jan 1, 2012 2:02 PM CST reply actions  

Fumble lost? Damn!

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by JethroBoViking on Jan 1, 2012 2:02 PM CST reply actions  

Coverage

Where did these special teams come from?

Don't you know who the *^$% I am?

by Jeppernaut on Jan 1, 2012 2:03 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

it's the final week they can play for their jobs next season...

"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."

Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.

by rj-b on Jan 1, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Bears made good adjustments at halftime...

…that, and our offense turned uninspiring. again.

"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."

Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.

by rj-b on Jan 1, 2012 2:03 PM CST reply actions  

eesh...yup

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by U don't have a Kluwe on Jan 1, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

So "Touch" looks like it'll be:

Early Edition but with a little kid instead of a newspaper. And Kiefer Sutherland.

by Purpledork on Jan 1, 2012 2:03 PM CST reply actions  

SO when does Jack Bauer yell

"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
Bruce Lee (1/27/40 - 7/20/73)

by Marcus.Grayson on Jan 1, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

All the time, pretty much

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 1, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Then I'm confused, are they going to let Jack yell at the kid?

"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
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by Marcus.Grayson on Jan 1, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I was thinking 'Numbers'

but with a little kid. But yeah, either way.

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by Ted Glover on Jan 1, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Guys trying to get a job

So in other words playing hard for once

by mnvikenavyfb on Jan 1, 2012 2:03 PM CST reply actions  

It looks like the Bears

Have three guys over on Allen now.

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 1, 2012 2:04 PM CST reply actions  

Not enough

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by Marcus.Grayson on Jan 1, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

They should move Allen to the right side then,.

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by kcskol on Jan 1, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Ahem. Left I mean

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by kcskol on Jan 1, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't be suprised if they inbalance the line on his side

TE, TE, LLT, LT, C, RG, WR, WR
QB
FB
RB

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by arodgb on Jan 1, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL!!

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by abba7 on Jan 1, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

If Jacksonville wins

It guarantees us no worse than the fifth pick.

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 1, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

JARED!

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Jan 1, 2012 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

TEAM RECORD!!!!

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by Ted Glover on Jan 1, 2012 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

ALLLLEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

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by abba7 on Jan 1, 2012 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

JARED ALLEN!

22 for the season, a new Minnesota Vikings’ record!

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 1, 2012 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

Yessssssssssssssssss

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by JethroBoViking on Jan 1, 2012 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

Awesome.

Looked like the refs missed a false start on the right tackle.

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by kcskol on Jan 1, 2012 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

by cali viking on Jan 1, 2012 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

Jared Allen

I love you.

by Dodger48 on Jan 1, 2012 2:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

#23 on it's way

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by JethroBoViking on Jan 1, 2012 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

at this rate he could blow the record out of the water

Congrats, JA — keep it up!!

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by rj-b on Jan 1, 2012 2:08 PM CST reply actions  

Not sure I've ever rooted for a 3 and out before

Just kill me with yer battleaxe and longsword but let Jared get back on defense

by liveforadrenaline on Jan 1, 2012 2:08 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

WE just need to score fast!

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by abba7 on Jan 1, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

YES!!!! GO ALLEN!!!!

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by vikingfanfrom afar on Jan 1, 2012 2:08 PM CST reply actions  

What a year for Jared!!

Congrats Brothers!

"Skol Vikings! Let's win this game Skol Vikings!

by DaRange on Jan 1, 2012 2:08 PM CST reply actions  

woohooo

I think I just scared the Crap out of my ne

by bleed purple and gold on Jan 1, 2012 2:08 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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by NMVike on Jan 1, 2012 2:08 PM CST reply actions  

...

"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.

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by Ted Glover on Jan 1, 2012 2:09 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Okay, no penalties this time guys. Thoase are drive killers.

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by REVENGE4WEBB on Jan 1, 2012 2:09 PM CST reply actions  

SMASH!!!

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points." --Knute Rockne

by abba7 on Jan 1, 2012 2:09 PM CST reply actions  

Ugh, Toby is down

And only Booker is left

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by John_Locke on Jan 1, 2012 2:09 PM CST reply actions  

And Gerhart is hurt

Damn.

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by Ted Glover on Jan 1, 2012 2:09 PM CST reply actions  

That's the last thing we need

Booker is the fumble machine, and Harvin can’t do everything…

by liveforadrenaline on Jan 1, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Two words for the backfield:

Jim Kleinsasser

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by Ted Glover on Jan 1, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Tobys all right

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points." --Knute Rockne

by abba7 on Jan 1, 2012 2:10 PM CST reply actions  

Is Caleb King active?

I heard he was.

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Jan 1, 2012 2:10 PM CST reply actions  

Nope

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Jan 1, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

No

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points." --Knute Rockne

by abba7 on Jan 1, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks to the both of you!

:P

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Jan 1, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think that was either the "thigh" or the "stomach"...but somewhere in between.

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You don't pull the mask of the Spiderman
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by REVENGE4WEBB on Jan 1, 2012 2:10 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

WInd knocked out?

"At this point, what we got to lose, right? So we might as well throw caution to the wind and hit people in the face."
--Vikings DE Jared Allen

by NMVike on Jan 1, 2012 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

Nards knocked out.

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Jan 1, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Family jewels

"At this point, what we got to lose, right? So we might as well throw caution to the wind and hit people in the face."
--Vikings DE Jared Allen

by NMVike on Jan 1, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Not much worse than that

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. - John Lennon

by JethroBoViking on Jan 1, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Kidding right?

Only 2 HBs active?

"At this point, what we got to lose, right? So we might as well throw caution to the wind and hit people in the face."
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by NMVike on Jan 1, 2012 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

I can't stand all the breaks in the action. We need to get a rhythmn going.

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by REVENGE4WEBB on Jan 1, 2012 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

Booker's the only other active RB

Both Caleb King and Jordan Todman were inactive today.

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 1, 2012 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

WHYYYYYY

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Jan 1, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

He's like a snake

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Jan 1, 2012 2:12 PM CST reply actions  

Give the HB job to

Jared. He can’t be stopped.

by wyovike23 on Jan 1, 2012 2:12 PM CST reply actions  

Webb is amazing.

It’s like he’s covered in oil (Family Guy, anyone?)

~Lah~ ♪♫

by Seracon on Jan 1, 2012 2:12 PM CST reply actions  

Thats "greased-up" if you are trying to reference Family Guy.

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Dogs of war..
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana...

by darren004 on Jan 1, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

damn he's elusive

even the Refs were laughing, they can’t believe it!!

"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."

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by rj-b on Jan 1, 2012 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

LOL

I’m glad I’m not the only one that saw that.

by Manzi12 on Jan 1, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Fook me. Did we have anyone blocking that play?

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by REVENGE4WEBB on Jan 1, 2012 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

Fran was a scrambler

But Webb is big enough to be hard to tackle…

by liveforadrenaline on Jan 1, 2012 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

Time to try one deep!

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points." --Knute Rockne

by abba7 on Jan 1, 2012 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

For crying out loud. Play some damn football!!!

And now for a word from our sponsors….
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by REVENGE4WEBB on Jan 1, 2012 2:14 PM CST reply actions  

This is killing me.

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You don't pull the mask of the Spiderman
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by REVENGE4WEBB on Jan 1, 2012 2:14 PM CST reply actions  

BOOKER!

I take back almost every bad thing I’ve said about you.

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 1, 2012 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

What a play!

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by abba7 on Jan 1, 2012 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

LOL

Webb’s like a kid out there. Wait…

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by Ted Glover on Jan 1, 2012 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

I don;t read everything here all the time

but I’m starting to think you have an agenda.

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by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Jan 1, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh geez

My ulcer just had an ulcer…

by liveforadrenaline on Jan 1, 2012 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

what the

hell?!?!?! i freakin love webb

by wyovike23 on Jan 1, 2012 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

Seriously - comments like this

mean you dont belong here. It’s unnecessary

by VikesFanSince1967 on Jan 1, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

um

What?
This isn’t the steelers board.
calm

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by LeeleeX on Jan 1, 2012 3:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

He's exactly like Webb in slooooooow motion.

:-)

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by kcskol on Jan 1, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

This is just ridiculous.

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You don't pull the mask of the Spiderman
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by REVENGE4WEBB on Jan 1, 2012 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

I don't think my heart can take plays like that

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by kcskol on Jan 1, 2012 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

completely agree

shouldn’t have this much adrenaline flowing on the last game of a dismal season

by wyovike23 on Jan 1, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Crazy play

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by JethroBoViking on Jan 1, 2012 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

Oline

Any blocking at all would be nice.

Don't you know who the *^$% I am?

by Jeppernaut on Jan 1, 2012 2:16 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Holy ----

Congrats, guys. So Allen has friggin 3 sacks?

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by arodgb on Jan 1, 2012 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

3.5,

1 more and the record is his!

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by Landonio on Jan 1, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Ridiculous.

Good luck.

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by arodgb on Jan 1, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

One more and he gets the NFL record

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by Ted Glover on Jan 1, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

And he should have it, right?

If Favre didn’t flop?

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by arodgb on Jan 1, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

Tied

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by Ted Glover on Jan 1, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

exactly

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by Odin on Jan 1, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's get the record, Jared!!!

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by Ted Glover on Jan 1, 2012 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

3rd and 19, run for your life, take a safety or throw a prayer...O-LINE?

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by REVENGE4WEBB on Jan 1, 2012 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

Allen was tripled teamed

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by Odin on Jan 1, 2012 2:17 PM CST reply actions  

I have liked ponder

But Webb has looked really really good. If I am a coach I like the problem I have this offseason

by mnvikenavyfb on Jan 1, 2012 2:17 PM CST reply actions  

Is it wrong to say that I miss Mike Tice?

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by Ted Glover on Jan 1, 2012 2:17 PM CST reply actions  

Is it wrong to say that I miss Brad Childress?

There is your answer!

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Jan 1, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

At least Tice could coach

the hell out of some offensive linemen

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by Ted Glover on Jan 1, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

That is a very good point.

His offensive lines are always incredible wherever he goes.

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Jan 1, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think so. He had pro bowl talent and the offense had weapons and Billick.

He let them slide every year he was line coach.

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You don't pull the mask of the Spiderman
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by REVENGE4WEBB on Jan 1, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

No

Not at all.

by Lars in SLP on Jan 1, 2012 2:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

What worries me about Caleb Henne...

…is that he hasn’t been playing long enough to know the NFL courtesy QB flop for a final record setting sack.

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by kcskol on Jan 1, 2012 2:17 PM CST reply actions  

Uh, Caleb Hanie isn't playing

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by John_Locke on Jan 1, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

Well I’m worried anyway. Henne/McCown. :-)

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by kcskol on Jan 1, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Poor Jared

Tackle, TE, TE. Triple teamed.

Don't you know who the *^$% I am?

by Jeppernaut on Jan 1, 2012 2:17 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

3 rd and inches

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points." --Knute Rockne

by abba7 on Jan 1, 2012 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

Short

Nows a good time for a sack

by liveforadrenaline on Jan 1, 2012 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

Methinks that the Vikings can't stop a dump off, because that's what they've done the last 4000000 plays.

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Jan 1, 2012 2:19 PM CST reply actions  

Maybe that's why it's our favorite play on offense too.

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by kcskol on Jan 1, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeppers!

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by vikingfanfrom afar on Jan 1, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Glad to hear Mark Sanchez screwed up once again

Finish them off, Miami.

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by John_Locke on Jan 1, 2012 2:21 PM CST reply actions  

Fourth quarter thread

Go, go, go!

http://www.dailynorseman.com/2012/1/1/2674608/chicago-bears-at-minnesota-vikings-fourth-quarter-open-thread

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 1, 2012 2:21 PM CST reply actions  

Has there been even one play to Jim?

get him a completion at least

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by U don't have a Kluwe on Jan 1, 2012 2:21 PM CST reply actions  

Everything going to hell

My comment computer ran out of juice – I forgot the charger

Firstrow switched to a Jackie Chan promo

What’s going on?

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by JethroBoViking on Jan 1, 2012 2:22 PM CST reply actions  

Roy Williams

Glad he’s a Bear.

Of course, he’ll somehow end up being our big FA receiver acquisition in the off season.

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by kcskol on Jan 1, 2012 2:23 PM CST reply actions  

ProFootballTalk ProFootballTalk
Great point from @SI_PeterKing — if Allen finishes the day with 22.0 sacks, Vikings fans will have a fresh reason to dislike Brett Favre.
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by briano29 on Jan 1, 2012 2:24 PM CST reply actions  

Brett Favre can go have sex with himself

Jason Giambi for player-manager in 2012!
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.

by free7694 on Jan 1, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Just to liven the mood

"We owe him a lot more than he owes us at this point. He's been stellar all year. He still gave us a chance to win this one, and we've got to find a way."

—C Josh Bailey, on G Al Montoya after a 5-3 loss Tuesday in Montreal.

by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Jan 1, 2012 2:24 PM CST reply actions  

Joe Webb time...

1:51 left… If he gets it done, you have to consider him for QBOTF!

by From Alabama Vikings Fan on Jan 1, 2012 2:56 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Interception

Does this mean we pick 3rd?

by From Alabama Vikings Fan on Jan 1, 2012 3:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yes!

We get the third pick! YEA BABY!

by briano29 on Jan 1, 2012 3:08 PM CST reply actions  

being excited about a loss

Makes u an idiot.

2011 Vikings, keeping the liquor industry in the green ALL YEAR LONG!

by LeeleeX on Jan 1, 2012 3:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah high draft picks are a small consolation

Would rather have the win personally

"You can write articles and do whatever you want, you can break down every player. Good, bad or ugly. But we just aren't good enough as a team, as a group. Offensively, defensively and special teams, from the No. 1 on the roster to the last man on the roster. We just aren't good enough. It's as simple as that." - Chad Greenway

by Grape Drank on Jan 1, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

That game was a classic

of which team can idle their engines better.

Vikings won the challenge. Now the larger question may come up – what the hell was Ponder doing in the game so much. Chicago didnt treat Brett F. so well and can clean Ponder’s clock pretty good.

by VikesFanSince1967 on Jan 1, 2012 3:17 PM CST reply actions  

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