And Now, Your Moment Of Zen
by Christopher Gates on Jan 17, 2012 10:00 PM CST
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PrintRemember back in November when the video surfaced of a sweet, innocent little girl crying over the fact that the Vikings had lost to the Packers a couple of days previous, and people thought it was really pretty hilarious?
Well, I think that little girl will be able to live that down at some point in time in the future because she's. . .you know. . .about four years old at the present time.
This, on the other hand, might be a little tougher.
"I told you not to do the sparkles, and you told me to do it, it looks pretty. I don't care about pretty! I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl!"
Yeah, that's what it was. It wasn't their atrocious defense or the four turnovers or the fact that their players and coaches obviously felt that they could just show up, toss their helmets out on the field, and win by three scores.
It was all about the sparkles.
An adult said this. Seriously.
Thanks to Midnight Rambler for posting this in the FanShots, and to shem for posting it in the FanPosts. Oh, and thanks to roughly twenty-seven million other internet sites for posting it first.
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There is no way this is real, if it is…. a sad day for humanity indeed
"You can write articles and do whatever you want, you can break down every player. Good, bad or ugly. But we just aren't good enough as a team, as a group. Offensively, defensively and special teams, from the No. 1 on the roster to the last man on the roster. We just aren't good enough. It's as simple as that." - Chad Greenway
by Grape Drank on Jan 17, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
its real.... she's my sister!!!!!!!!! (shes really not) (O.o)
I’ve seen people like this in the bars in wisco…. It’s funny because I get to be all smug and flop my Vikes lanyard out of my pocket :)
by Lunchpail on Jan 17, 2012 11:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Not Fake...
You cannot fake this kind of raw emotion and logic… Clearly a flood of pure and honest feeling rushing forth after realizing that it was indeed her friends fault the Pack lost because of adding the sparkles to her ensemble…
"Somewhere in Minnesota, a child becomes a Vikings fan and wonders if they will win a Super Bowl in their lifetime"
Before anyone considers this a fake, you should evaluate the alternatives...
The alternative here would be that this chick and her sister are willing to do anything, including embarrassing themselves and the GB fanbase, in order to obtain more attention.
If this was a joke, then it was a poorly designed one because everyone is just laughing at GB and their fans.
Is there really an alternative explanation that would reflect better these sister or GB? No? That’s why it’s most likely real.
Probably real
She’s very clearly drunk…and in the description, it says it was on the way home from the bar. Very believable.
Ponder. Peterson. Percy. Purple Perfection.
@ 22 seconds she blows right through a stop sign!
I would NOT want to have been driving anywhere in Wisconsin after that game!
"Somewhere in Minnesota, a child becomes a Vikings fan and wonders if they will win a Super Bowl in their lifetime"
Yeah.... Thanks Megan!!
"Somewhere in Minnesota, a child becomes a Vikings fan and wonders if they will win a Super Bowl in their lifetime"
Still
Miss Wisconsin runner-up material though.
"Believe in the system. For it shall bring light when there is dark, food when there is hunger, and shots when there are passes. This is the divine process." Yeo 4:18
by NorthernStar on Jan 18, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
Love the parody that comes after
That guy is hilarious.
This clip should be flooded onto the internet
every time the Packers get bounced from the playoffs. Not just this year, but every year.
I used to be like you and make fun of the Packers losing in the playoffs.
But then, I took an arrow to the knee. / I stopped because I wish we made the playoffs this year :(
"If the scheme doesn’t fit your players, change your damn scheme."
Hey, in these lean times
You take your fun where you can get it. And admit it. Watching the 15-1 Super Bowl favorite Packers get humiliated last Sunday was fun.
“I told you not to do the sparkles, and you told me to do it, it looks pretty. I don’t care about pretty! I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl!”
Obviously she doesn’t care if it looks pretty. She looks like she got smacked in the face with 2 pounds of cow doo shoved in a Piggly Wiggly bag.
"I bang sloots off the field, and I bang dudes on the field."
"I don't give a sh!t what your name is, as long as your initials are DTF."
Thad Castle
Full disclosure
At first, I thought it was A.J. Hawk.
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 18, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
a girl that plays softball
In my girlfriends bar league in Pella WI looks like A.J. Hawk… She scares the crap out of me…
by Lunchpail on Jan 18, 2012 11:25 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I laughed. I cried (not). I laughed some more.
It was awesome. Reminds me of some of the Packers player’s faces on the sideline when they realized the Giants were actually trying to win the game.
Priceless!
Oh... my... God
"Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction." - Old Cowboy proverb.
Bad Day (NOT)
Hilarious! While way watching this, I could almost hear Daniel Powter’s “Bad Day” playing in the background .
The cool thing about being a Packer fan
is that no matter how much snot you wipe onto your jersey no one can really tell!
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points." --Knute Rockne
by abba7 on Jan 18, 2012 8:57 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Guys guys guys...
… it isn’t big and it isn’t clever to mock someone for the way they look. I’m sure most of us wouldn’t look our best totally upset and crying. The fact that she associates or attributes the Packers loss to her wearing sparkles on her nails, or that she was coerced into wearing her Clay Matthews game jersey rather than her preferred Aaron Rogers jersey is simply part of the grieving process.
The big picture here is simply that it is totally her own fault for supporting a scum of a team like the Packers for which she should burn in Hell.
by blowfishes on Jan 18, 2012 8:59 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
little put-off by the first part of your message…felt bad laughing at that girl. the last sentence made me rec your post. lol.
That one made me laugh too.
Comment took an abrupt 180.
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points." --Knute Rockne
Please please please
If you aliens land, do not destroy the earth because of how dumb some people are. Not everyone is like this…
by liveforadrenaline on Jan 18, 2012 9:02 AM CST reply actions
Favre's Sister ?
How do you like me now ! Love the stripper eye shadow too. Give that woman a Reality Show, “Packer Shore”
by BleedPurple60 on Jan 18, 2012 9:38 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
she doesnt appear
To be on meth… So no
by Lunchpail on Jan 18, 2012 11:51 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Are you sure?
She kind of looks like she’s on something. Maybe she’s coming down from her “Packer High”
by BleedPurple60 on Jan 18, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
This was how I pictured the ....
… whole state of Wisconsin on that day. Piss drunk and sad. I wouldn’t have gotten on the highway last Sunday with all the drunks that would be out over the whole state.
by HammeroftheGods on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 AM CST reply actions
AHshemmaremmababadooSPAAAAHKLLLES...
LOL — that was like a Schwarzenegger scene that never saw the light of day.
god bless the chick who filmed that.
"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."
Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.
Those god. damned. sparkles!
O Lord, who art so very large and in heaven, curse those sparkles and the faithless whore that suggested that poor woman wear them. Rain down fiery death and destruction upon the factory that produceth these vile, criminal, lewd and wanton sparkles, whose glittering allure did tempt us into perdition.
’Twas not the Packers shoddy defense, nor the ferocious Giants pass rush which did ’em in. ’Twas not even the impure selection of the wrong jersey, nay, ’twas none of these things. Through the beer-soaked telescope of Ultimate Truth, one woman has seen it. The fate of her beloved Packers was sealed by those god. damned. sparkles.
HILARIOUS
Another day made happy seeing a sad Pukers fan. :D
Holy crap! She should know better!
Never, EVER, do the sparkles before a big game! EVER!
That vid had to be shared out, lolololol!
Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
SKOL!
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