Childress spotted chauffeuring McNabb from Cleveland Airport...
Well, that got your attention and Bleedpurple60's.
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From the "In Case You Missed It" department, apparently one Brad Childress has been hired as the offensive coordinator for the Cleveland Ravens, er Browns. Yep, and if that's not funny enough, he was then spotted in the driver's seat of a white Ford Bronco driving down the freeway with a very large and goofy looking black man in the front passenger's seat.
Fortunately, our remote control stealth drone that was following said Ford Bronco was equipped with some high tech audio surveillance devices, and we were able to pick up some interesting tid bits of their conversation...
Childress: "Donovan, I've always considered you a 'diamond in the rough' type of qb that I'd really like to polish...
What do ya say, McKnob, can I give you a good polish?
Donovan: "Uh, coach....my name is "McNabb", not "McKnob".
Childress: "Yea sure, how about i just call you "The McKnobster", you know, part monster, part knob, big and goofy looking with that big 'ol purple helmet on it...."The Mcknobster". I'd really love it if you would come here and play with me in this super awesome city of Cleveland.
Donovan: "Coach, I said....my name is McNabb", you are starting to creep me out.
Childress: "Already? It usually takes until the first press conference to get to that point. But really, I'm sooo excited about the prospect of having you come here and mentor our young guy, Colt McCoytus. Can you imagine, "McKobby and McCoitus", it's like a McWet Dream, it's damn near illegal."
Donovan: "I dunno, let me call my mom and ask her...but, it sounds better than "Maverick and Goose".
Just at that moment, the Donovan's phone rang and we were able to intercept the call...
Donovan: "Hello, McKnobby here"
Brett Eff: "What? This is Brett Eff, I'm calling for Donovan McNabb."
Donovan: "Yea, it's me...but that's my new call sign, what do ya think?"
Brett Eff: "You're freaky, man...but the reason I'm calling is to say...DON'T DO IT, MAN"
Donovan: "Don't do what, Brett?"
Brett Eff: "Don't play coy with me. Alone in a car with Chilly...is he getting all Sandusky on you yet?"
Donovan: "Ohhhh, Uh...Text ya later!"
The next few minutes were sort of muffled, we couldn't really make out any specific words, but there was what sounded like moans, groans and heavy breathing, while the Ford Bronco swerved several times and nearly "crossed the line" a few times giving new meaning to "head on collision". Then we heard the following...
Childress: "Hold on to your pants, we gotta make a quick stop. I'm supposed to pick up Terrell Owens at the Bus Station. You remember him, don't you? He's desperate for cash. Oh, this year is going to be fun."
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-browns-childress
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In other "In Case You Missed It" news, Raheem Morris turned down the Defensive Coordinator position with the Minnesota Vikings to take a lowly position coach job with the Washington Redskins. Ain't that like a kick in the balls to Leslie Frazier. The guy would rather take a job with a megalomaniac coach with his son in the wings for the HC job and a micromanaging owner who is notorious for putting together very expensive losing teams. What does that make the Vikings?
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=nfp-20120127_raheem_morris_turned_down_vikings_coordinator_job
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And also..."In Case You Missed It", Sidney Rice has surgery on BOTH goddam shoulders, whoa. Yep, after being put on injured reserve for his third concussion in a year, that coming on the heals of a knee injury, which almost made people forget that he missed the first few games of the season and much of training camp with a torn labrum in ONE shoulder....which all overshadow the fact that Rice ended the 2010 season on injured reserve with the Vikings after missing most of the season recovering from HIP ARTHRITIS SURGERY.
Yep, the Vikings somehow managed to let this guy get away. Boo Hoo. that's one personnel move I won't be complaining about. I'd say we smartly let that problem limp away.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=nfp-20120127_report_sidney_rice_had_surgery_on_both_shoulders
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Between you and Bleedpurple60
I believe a Daily Norseman style intervention is called for! (loved the stories though).
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points." --Knute Rockne
All things being equal.....
Chillz bringing in Favre, literally, was the right move, if only for what was a moment in time. They nearly pulled it off, and frankly, should have.
Why the hell did you people send Chilly and his magical mystery tour to my Stadium? I would have thought that the Minnesota team had more class than to let one of there best (OFYD)HC legends out of the state. Just for that, I wish T-Joke back on you all…..
"Excuse me while I ride my unicorn over to the gentleman’s club my wife doesn’t mind me visiting and doing coke off a hooker’s ass." - Henry Dawg , DBN - Dec 2011
haha!
We’re sending you Berrian too!
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points." --Knute Rockne
Nah....
Charlie and Tyrell Johnson
If we can't laugh at ourselves, Packer fans will call us crybabies and we will be forced to kick their tooth in. I really don't want to go to jail (again).
by Alittlemore_cowbell on Jan 29, 2012 5:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Man I honestly don't think the Browns deserve this
I honestly thought Holmgren was a better GM than this. Childress has no imagination as an OC. Happily enough though it looks like the head coach is going to continue calling the offensive plays. Which should make Childress sort of the Singleterry of the Browns?
Honestly Cleveland someone bite the bullet and hit him with a zamboni.
The Vikes aren't in a remodeling or reconstruction they are in a burn the place down and start praying they don't mimic the Lions rebuilding process.
























