Well, that got your attention and Bleedpurple60's.

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From the "In Case You Missed It" department, apparently one Brad Childress has been hired as the offensive coordinator for the Cleveland Ravens, er Browns. Yep, and if that's not funny enough, he was then spotted in the driver's seat of a white Ford Bronco driving down the freeway with a very large and goofy looking black man in the front passenger's seat.

Fortunately, our remote control stealth drone that was following said Ford Bronco was equipped with some high tech audio surveillance devices, and we were able to pick up some interesting tid bits of their conversation...

Childress: "Donovan, I've always considered you a 'diamond in the rough' type of qb that I'd really like to polish...
What do ya say, McKnob, can I give you a good polish?

Donovan: "Uh, coach....my name is "McNabb", not "McKnob".

Childress: "Yea sure, how about i just call you "The McKnobster", you know, part monster, part knob, big and goofy looking with that big 'ol purple helmet on it...."The Mcknobster". I'd really love it if you would come here and play with me in this super awesome city of Cleveland.

Donovan: "Coach, I said....my name is McNabb", you are starting to creep me out.

Childress: "Already? It usually takes until the first press conference to get to that point. But really, I'm sooo excited about the prospect of having you come here and mentor our young guy, Colt McCoytus. Can you imagine, "McKobby and McCoitus", it's like a McWet Dream, it's damn near illegal."

Donovan: "I dunno, let me call my mom and ask her...but, it sounds better than "Maverick and Goose".

Just at that moment, the Donovan's phone rang and we were able to intercept the call...

Donovan: "Hello, McKnobby here"
Brett Eff: "What? This is Brett Eff, I'm calling for Donovan McNabb."
Donovan: "Yea, it's me...but that's my new call sign, what do ya think?"
Brett Eff: "You're freaky, man...but the reason I'm calling is to say...DON'T DO IT, MAN"
Donovan: "Don't do what, Brett?"
Brett Eff: "Don't play coy with me. Alone in a car with Chilly...is he getting all Sandusky on you yet?"
Donovan: "Ohhhh, Uh...Text ya later!"

The next few minutes were sort of muffled, we couldn't really make out any specific words, but there was what sounded like moans, groans and heavy breathing, while the Ford Bronco swerved several times and nearly "crossed the line" a few times giving new meaning to "head on collision". Then we heard the following...

Childress: "Hold on to your pants, we gotta make a quick stop. I'm supposed to pick up Terrell Owens at the Bus Station. You remember him, don't you? He's desperate for cash. Oh, this year is going to be fun."

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-browns-childress

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In other "In Case You Missed It" news, Raheem Morris turned down the Defensive Coordinator position with the Minnesota Vikings to take a lowly position coach job with the Washington Redskins. Ain't that like a kick in the balls to Leslie Frazier. The guy would rather take a job with a megalomaniac coach with his son in the wings for the HC job and a micromanaging owner who is notorious for putting together very expensive losing teams. What does that make the Vikings?

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=nfp-20120127_raheem_morris_turned_down_vikings_coordinator_job

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And also..."In Case You Missed It", Sidney Rice has surgery on BOTH goddam shoulders, whoa. Yep, after being put on injured reserve for his third concussion in a year, that coming on the heals of a knee injury, which almost made people forget that he missed the first few games of the season and much of training camp with a torn labrum in ONE shoulder....which all overshadow the fact that Rice ended the 2010 season on injured reserve with the Vikings after missing most of the season recovering from HIP ARTHRITIS SURGERY.

Yep, the Vikings somehow managed to let this guy get away. Boo Hoo. that's one personnel move I won't be complaining about. I'd say we smartly let that problem limp away.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=nfp-20120127_report_sidney_rice_had_surgery_on_both_shoulders

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CrAzY Sh I t MaYnArD !!!