The Jim Kleinsasser Infinite Playlist and Caption Contest
There were a lot of great songs submitted the Track 9 challenge of the Ultimate Misery Mix 2011--choosing a good song to describe the un-showy, but quietly remarkable career of Jim Kleinsasser. Kleinsasser played his final NFL game on Sunday after spending his entire 13-year career with the Minnesota Vikings. Because there were so many great songs submitted for that challenge, there was interest in having the entire list of songs submitted available for your listening enjoyment.
The Daily Norseman strives to give the people what they want so, without further ado, here is the complete list of songs submitted in ode to Jim Kleinsasser.
Study this picture of Jim Kleinsasser before the cameras after playing his final NFL game on Sunday, and submit your clever caption before 8pm on Friday for your chance to win our rumpled Burger King crown. I'll post the results of this caption contest with the results from the Ultimate Misery Mix 2011 Track 10 challenge.
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a class act..
thanks for the memories, hard work, and def was a pleasure seeing him a viking his whole career.. retirement will treat him well and he will be deeply missed
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“Oh, NOW you all want my picture? Now that I’m retiring and this is my final game? What about all those times I was blocking? Didn’t care then, huh?”
I love K-Sauce.
Ponder. Peterson. Percy. Purple Perfection.
Caption:
This is Jim Kleinsasser. We’d show his face, but it’s drenched in the blood of the opposing team’s LB’s, and this is a family site.
If we can't laugh at ourselves, Packer fans will call us crybabies and we will be forced to kick their tooth in. I really don't want to go to jail (again).
by Alittlemore_cowbell on Jan 5, 2012 8:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Don't touch me, People who have touched me have been known to be Sauced.
Everybody is entitled to their own opinion, it's just that your's is stupid.
Caption:
“Alright, alright, guys…I know I’m the best, you don’t need to tell me twice. What? The ”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCfsM2_7_2s" target="new">Sauce Boss? K-Sauce? Yes, those are my nicknames. If you guys need me, I’ll be up in the mountains wrestling bears. If I’m not there, I’ll probably be at a lake catching fish with my bare hands. And if I’m not there, then you’ll most certainly find me in the Vikings Ring of Honor. K-Sauce, out!"
"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear." -Mark Twain
Fix that: Caption:
"Alright, alright, guys…I know I’m the best, you don’t need to tell me twice. What? The Sauce Boss? K-Sauce? Yes, those are my nicknames. If you guys need me, I’ll be up in the mountains wrestling bears. If I’m not there, I’ll probably be at a lake catching fish with my bare hands. And if I’m not there, then you’ll most certainly find me in the Vikings Ring of Honor. K-Sauce, out!"
"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear." -Mark Twain
Caption:
“Real heros don’t wear capes, they just show up and work their butt off everyday for thirteen years and don’t expect a pat on the back.”
by nmvikesfan on Jan 5, 2012 10:00 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Caption:
“I’ve been waiting 13 years to ask this; Does this purple make me look fat?”
Your fantasy football expert since Jerry Rice's rookie year.
Caption (this is all one caption)
Jim Kleinsasser doesn’t turn on the lights, he turns off the dark. Jim Kleinsasser once kicked the Earth – it hasn’t stopped spinning. Jim Kleinsasser doesn’t call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone. Jim Kleinsasser is the reason Waldo is hiding. Jim Kleinsasser has a grizzly bear carpet in his house; the bear isn’t dead, it’s just afraid to move. Jim Kleinsasser wasn’t facing the wrong way in this picture – he just can’t be captured by human cameras.
Too bad
I missed the contest. This would´ve been my entry :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ0sW7KOFhU
"First team in NFL history to lose first 3 games after leading by double digits at halftime"
Only 3 games in, and we´ve already made history!
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“My last name is longer than everybody else’s on the team, and plus if you rearrange the letters you get “Ass Sinker El”, which is totally cool! "
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points." --Knute Rockne
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As reporters line up to interview The Sauce, someone from the back suddenly screams out… “WTF is Hutchinson doing wearing my uniform!!!!”
"I bang sloots off the field, and I bang dudes on the field."
"I don't give a sh!t what your name is, as long as your initials are DTF."
Thad Castle
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Media: “Jim, you’ve had a great career in Minnesota playing as the guy behind the scenes. All the attention is on you now, is there anything you’d like to say?”
Jim: “Tripping Icarus”
by igjoe on Jan 6, 2012 9:53 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
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…’and that is why I am announcing my candidacy for President Of The United States, as a member of The Original American Badass party."
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
Captions:
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear, but Chuck Norris wears KSauce underwear.
OR….
Bill Brasky once did an SNL skit about Jim Kleinsasser
White Horn Gold Pants
Caption:
“You’re lucky I just retired. Since you’re all on my field and not wearing purple, I would have pancaked each and every one of you with two to three brutal feats of strength.”
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by Eric J. Thompson on Jan 6, 2012 12:09 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

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