HAL 9000 says the Vikings are at number six after an uninspired win this week. He also said I should kill my neighbors dogs but I wont go there until after the bye. Apparently the Houston Tampons cant decide if they want to be first or fifth, and the Broncos make top ten??!! You cant make this shit up. Its just math. If you dont like it feel free to f**k off.

HAL's sense of humor is pretty dry so if you have any better team names go ahead and post them. HAL will use the best ones each week and the most creative heckler will get full credit.

1-Houston Tampons (up 4!!!)

2-Atlanta Falcors (even)

3-Chicago Cubs (even)

4-San Fran 40-whiners (even)

5-NY Giants (down 4)

6-Vikings (up 2)

7-New England Mel Gibsons (even)

8-Green Bay Ass Packers (up 1)

9-John Denver Broncos (up 4!!!)

10-Baltimore Ravens (down 4)

11-Arizona Cardinals (even)

12-Seattle Seahags (down 2)

13-Miami Boat-People (up 1)

14-San Diego Car-Jackers (down 1)

15-Pittsburgh Steelers (up 1)

16-Tampa Bay Buccs (down 4)

17-Washington RG3's (up 1)

18-Dallas Cowgirls (up 5!!!)

19-Philly Don Henleys (up 4!!!)

20-St Louis Rams (down 3)

21-NY Kites (even)

22-Buffalo Bills (up 3)

23-Detroit Simba's (down 4)

24-Bengals (down 4)

25-New Orleans *Aints (down 3)

26-Indy Colts (up 2)

27-Tennessee Gator-Wagons (up 2)

28-Cleveland Brown-Stars (down 2)

29-Carolina Panters (down 2)

30-Raiders of the lost art (up 1)

31-Jacksonville Jags (down 1)

32-Kansas City Queefs (even)