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Hhmmmmm. What would drunken Jared Allen do?

Lori F. from Grand Meadow, MN asks:

'By now everyone has heard about the scab ref that blew the hail mary call that cost the Packers the game against Seattle. My question is this: What would Drunken Jared Allen do if this ref had cost the Vikings a win instead of Green Bay?'

Reply: "First of all, let me say that Drunken Jared Allen really really likes the call Lance Easley made that game. Clearly Golden Taint has some serious ball handling skills. It was no contest. When Golden Gate goes down, its always with the balls in hand. Now if it was a Vikings game that the ref made that call on I would probably just do what I did to AP last week and deliver a devastating charlie horse to his left leg and laugh and laugh about how skinny his left leg is. Then maybe do some sweet combinations."

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