Twas the day of the game and all thru the stands
the venders were handing cold beer to the fans
the field was all ready the officials were too
we hope for good calls so we don't have to "boo"
the stockings are tight on the cheerleaders fine
and i might have delusions of making one mine
D. N. was all pumped up
they post on the Net
Hell we got "A.P."
"Lets go my Norsemen!" states Leslie Frazier
"We'll cut thru their defense, just like a razor.
On Ponder... On Rudolf... On Allen... On Kalil...
Let's knock them down faster,
than a Team Six seal!
From the first snap at center,
to the end of the game
if we make no mistakes,
they have no-one to blame."
Viking footsteps were thunderous on the new laden sod
then one fan shouted out
"A. P. IS A GOD!!!!!"
"HE'S LOOSE!!!!" I shouted as strong as I could,
Some people doubted... but I knew he would,
rebound from an off-season troubled with pain
the bandwagon fans thought "this year's down the drain"
A loosing season was not in the cards
as "All Day" racked up... all kinds of yards.
His eyes, how they twinkled... his strength like a bear,
much like a honey-badger, his knee just don't care.
He was nimble and quick, and I thought for a while
Gosh-darnnit AP... I like your style!!
Run left of the center,
then the right,
then some more.
dash away, dash away, dash away, SCORE!!!
The Superbowl may not be ours on this day...
but I one thing for sure...
we're not in L.A.!!!"
And I heard fans exclaim as they as they started to party!
"SKOL to our Vikings and hey.. SUCK IT MARTY"