As I recently saw on the Twitterverse, and also was commented on in Ted's story below, the Vikings have... signed a FA!
...who is a point-guard. In case you think that's an obscure football position you've never heard of... nope, that is in fact a basketball term. Like I'm sure you originally thought, but then thought that you were wrong.
Ok, ok, Nick Taylor also played a season in "a minor arena football team". Wasn't aware arena football had a minor league... but then again, I also wasn't aware NFL teams picked up point guards in FA, so hey, apparently I'm just completely lost at this point.
Anyways, thanks to jhbvikingsny for providing the link in Ted's quelling the revolution story below. Which, at this point, could now be for naught.