So I got to thinking after watching the MN legislature debate the stadium, reading the Legislature Mock Draft and watching Rep. John Kriesel speak, could any of these people be on DN? First off, if Rep. Kriesel is not, I am begging our fearless leaders to recruit him, if only for a guest writer spot. He would be a valuable free agent acquisition for this team.

Anyway, so what would the DN nicknames of certain MN politicians be? I would have a few for Rep. Zellers, but they are all NSFW. And conversely, which of our DNers could be MN politicians or for that matter famous fans of our beloved Purple. So, go ahead and have fun with this one DNers, but keep it clean. Remember, think of the children!