So finally camp is here. Soon all our favourite Purple Warriors will be weighed and registered and complaining about the rigours of camp life.
There will be multitudes of stories that we will want to know about. When will AD play? Has Ponder gotten better? Now with pads on, how do the LBs look tackling and hitting? And on and on and on...
But there are a few stories I would NOT like to hear about...
10.) The flight from Hattiesburg should be landing any minute now…
9.) Hey! Look! Chilly made it!
8.) From early accounts, Kluwe will be our best tackler this year
5.) Ponder’s room mistakenly labeled as “Reserved for Matt Barkley”
4.) Allen and Robison get into a serious “punch you in the weiner/kick you in the groin” fight over last pudding cup in cafeteria
3.) While other teams opt to us iPad for playbook, Musgrave hands out Etch-a-sketches to players
2.) Secondary AGAIN practicing “shake-your-head-after-getting-beat-deep” drill
And the #1 Thing I don’t want to have reported from Camp
The Vikings are thinking about using LESS Fullbacks
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