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Final Vikings 53 Man Roster--GUARANTEED To Be Correct

You've seen them. The "roster predictions" that "claim" to know what the roster will be. The "prognostikators" who "claim" to know how to see the future and "spell words that many people who went to high school can spell."

As we await the imminent final roster cuts, which will take us down to the MINNESOTA VIKINGS 2012 53 MAN SQUAD--before we poach a few folks off of waivers, and change the squad--we collectively say ENOUGH! Give us a common sense, practical roster prediction that we can actuallee use for future prognosticating (kating).

So here it is my friends--a 100% guaranteed prediction about the final roster for our beloved Vikes.

Christian Ponder

Adrian Peterson

Jared Allen

Matt Kalil

Chris Kluwe

Blair Walsh

Chad Greenway

Audie Cole

45 others, roughly.....

(I'm not normally one to explain satire, but just to be clear, and since this is my first fan post, I'm an MN born-and-raised Vikings fan from birth to death, and all of this is meant only in the spirit of fun and levity on the eve of learning the final roster shakedown. Skol!)

This FanPost was created by a registered user of The Daily Norseman, and does not necessarily reflect the views of the staff of the site. However, since this is a <em>community</em>, that view is no less important.

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