Draft Results From The Official Daily Norseman Fantasy Football League

So, yesterday at about 6 PM Central time, I was just sort of hanging out, minding my own business, when my workplace gave me a call and told me that I needed to come in and babysit some of our equipment for a while.

The draft for this year's official Daily Norseman Fantasy Football League started at approximately 7 PM Central.

At about 7:15 PM Central, I said to myself, "Damn, I'm missing the draft for the official Daily Norseman Fantasy Football League," and said so in the Open Thread where we were discussing the roster cuts and stuff.

At approximately 7:17 PM Central, Arif said (and I'm paraphrasing a bit here), "HOLY CRAP I'M MISSING THE DRAFT TOO!"

So, of the three DN staff members that are in the league, exactly zero of us were actually in attendance at last night's draft. Thanks to the random draft order generated by Yahoo!, my team was given the first overall pick. (Proof that the selection order wasn't rigged, because if I was going to rig the order, I wouldn't put myself at first overall. I don't like having the first or last pick of the first round.) After the jump, I will give everyone the results and let folks discuss what they think of the teams and stuff. The number in parenthesis after each player is what round that particular player was selected in, and the teams are listed in the order they picked in for the first round.

Dead Parrots Society

QB - Philip Rivers (6), Matt Schaub (13)
RB - Arian Foster (1), Ryan Mathews (3), Reggie Bush (4), Mark Ingram (11)
WR - Victor Cruz (2), Antonio Brown (5), Robert Meachem (10), Doug Baldwin (14)
TE - Fred Davis (7), Jared Cook (12)
K - Sebastian Janikowski (9)
D - Baltimore (8), New York Jets (15)

VikesFanInPackerland

QB - Aaron Rodgers (1), Robert Griffin III (9)
RB - Trent Richardson (3), Michael Turner (4), Darren Sproles (5), Evan Royster (10), Toby Gerhart (11), Rashard Mendenhall (14)
WR - Roddy White (2), Vincent Jackson (6), Randall Cobb (12), Michael Crabtree (13), Laurent Robinson (15)
TE - None (?)
K - Mason Crosby (8)
D - San Francisco (7)

Felton Prison Blues

QB - Peyton Manning (6), Carson Palmer (12)
RB - LeSean McCoy (1), Ahmad Bradshaw (5), Shonn Greene (7), Roy Helu (11)
WR - Andre Johnson (2), Brandon Marshall (3), Marques Colston (4), Kenny Britt (8), Malcolm Floyd (10), Alshon Jeffery (14)
TE - Brent Celek (9)
K - Robbie Gould (15)
D - Seattle (13)

select

QB - Cam Newton (2), Josh Freeman (12)
RB - Ray Rice (1), Maurice Jones-Drew (3), BenJarvus Green-Ellis (7), Shane Vereen (13)
WR - Jeremy Maclin (4), Miles Austin (5), Greg Little (10), Anquan Boldin (11)
TE - Jermichael Finley (6), Coby Fleener (14)
K - David Akers (9)
D - Green Bay (8), Buffalo (15)

Team Reebs

QB - Matthew Stafford (2), Jake Locker (12)
RB - Steven Jackson (3), Peyton Hillis (6), Beanie Wells (10), Isaac Redman (11)
WR - Calvin Johnson (1), Mike Wallace (4), Pierre Garcon (7), Austin Collie (14)
TE - Antonio Gates (5), Owen Daniels (13)
K - Stephen Gostkowski (9), Rob Bironas (15)
D - Philadelphia (8)

norweden

QB - Tom Brady (1), Jay Cutler (10)
RB - Frank Gore (4), DeAngelo Williams (7), Pierre Thomas (12)
WR - A.J. Green (2), Jordy Nelson (3), Eric Decker (5), Mike Williams (11), Santana Moss (13)
TE - Jason Witten (6), Dustin Keller (14)
K - Dan Bailey (9), Matt Bryant (15)
D - Pittsburgh (8)

Accountz Reeceevable

QB - Drew Brees (1), Russell Wilson (10)
RB - Jamaal Charles (2), Doug Martin (3), C.J. Spiller (7), Ryan Williams (8), Taiwan Jones (14)
WR - Dez Bryant (4), Torrey Smith (6), Denarius Moore (9), Santonio Holmes (11), Brandon LaFell (13)
TE - Aaron Hernandez (5)
K - Garrett Hartley (15)
D - New England (12)

Peyton's Neck

QB - Eli Manning (5)
RB - Darren McFadden (1), DeMarco Murray (2), Donald Brown (6), Rashad Jennings (8), Cedric Benson (9)
WR - Greg Jennings (3), Brandon Lloyd (4), Reggie Wayne (7), Titus Young (10), Nate Washington (11), Jon Baldwin (13)
TE - Greg Olsen (12)
K - Alex Henery (15)
D - New York Giants (14)

Yer My Boy Blue!

QB - Matt Ryan (4), Joe Flacco (13)
RB - Marshawn Lynch (2), Stevan Ridley (6), Ben Tate (8), Jacquizz Rodgers (9), Michael Bush (11)
WR - Julio Jones (1), Hakeem Nicks (3), Justin Blackmon (7), Lance Moore (10), Kendall Wright (12)
TE - Vernon Davis (5)
K - Nate Kaeding (15)
D - Detroit (14)

Boats and Shiancoes

QB - Tony Romo (5), Ryan Fitzpatrick (14)
RB - Chris Johnson (1), Jonathan Stewart (6), David Wilson (11)
WR - Larry Fitzgerald (2), Percy Harvin (3), Steve Smith (4), Darrius Heyward-Bey (10), Randy Moss (13)
TE - Brandon Pettigrew (7), Jacob Tamme (12)
K - Jason Hanson (9), John Kasay (15)
D - Chicago (8)

Eric J. Thompson

QB - Ben Roethlisberger (7), Andy Dalton (14)
RB - Fred Jackson (4), Willis McGahee (5), Kevin Smith (10), Felix Jones (11)
WR - Wes Welker (3), DeSean Jackson (6), Jerome Simpson (13)
TE - Rob Gronkowski (1), Jimmy Graham (2), Kyle Rudolph (12)
K - Blair Walsh (9)
D - Houston (8), Cincinnati (15)

los vikingos

QB - Michael Vick (3), Andrew Luck (9)
RB - Matt Forte (1), Adrian Peterson (2), Mikel LeShoure (8), Alfred Morris (13)
WR - Demaryius Thomas (4), Dwayne Bowe (5), Stevie Johnson (6), Sidney Rice (10), Mario Manningham (11)
TE - Tony Gonzalez (7), Jermaine Gresham (12)
K - Matt Prater (14)
D - Denver (15)

So, what's the verdict, folks?

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