You know Wiggens and Jordan

And Shiancoe and Senser,

Voight and Ticey

And Sauce stompin blitzes.

But do you recall

The best Red Zone Viking of all?...

Rudolph the Red Zone Tight End

Had two massive paws for hands.

And if Ponder sees them,

He's gonna throw at them again.

All of the defensive backfields,

Think he's a rook and not that good

But when they give him an inch,

They realize that they should!

On a third and goal to go

Ponder came to say

"Rudolph with your paws so big

Won't you catch my pass tonight?" (SURE!)

Then all the bloggers loved him.

And they espoused with their glee,

Rudolph the Red Zone Tight End

You're on every Pick Six for me!