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Breaking News! The Vikings have Signed:

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Uncle Rico to be their new Quarterback for the rest of the season.

"We have the utmost confidence Rico can step and and take the reigns of this offense," said head coach Leslie Fraizer.

Rico is a walk-on with the team, who showed off an incredible arm and pocket presence not seen yet this year on this team. NFL scouts are already raving about his arm, and he drew tons of interest from many teams around the league including the Raiders, Rams, Jaguars, Bills, and the Buccaneers.

"If I wasn't dead, I'd have signed him already," said former Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis in a seance speaking through an unconscious and unknowingly possessing of medium-like powers Dan Marino.

"Don't ever ask me to do this [extracted] again," Marino said afterwards.
"Its bad enough I didn't win a SuperBowl, now I'm being spoken through by ghosts and [extracted]."

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