The ineptitude on offense is only overshadowed thanks to the festering cesspool known as the Vikings defense. The defense, well there is not much that you can do at this point. Rick, your only hope is to follow my brilliant offense scheme.
Christian Ponder, Matt Cassel and Josh Freeman. All quarterbacks you hoped would guide the Vikings to a winning record. Yeah not so much. Let's just say that our QBs are so bad that you may as well just not play any of them right? Right.
Why even bother wasting a valuable roster spot on any of these failures? You need qbs to win...blah blah whatever. We have three and we still can't win so there's that theory. Just send them to the bench, they will be busy adjusting to their new roles....blocking.
Adrian Peterson, quite the running back eh? Well he would be if maybe just once he could face a defense that wasn't 100% geared towards stopping him. This is where the genius behind my offense really comes into play. You see in my offense there are only four offensive weapons, which makes it three more than the current offense. First you have AD. Next is Toby, followed by CP84. The last weapon on offense is Joe Webb. Now surrounding these four weapons you have our five current starting lineman. Everyone else will rotate in as blockers.
Now hear me out before you call me a Webb homer. I am not suggesting that Webb attempts to pass the football. No I think that we already know how that will end up. Instead Webb will handoff or run every snap. He can hand it off to Toby or AP, catch CP84 on a reverse or run the ball himself.
With defenders basically safely ignoring any passing threat on a weekly basis, what point is there to continuing on with one of our "quarterbacks"
Imagine the possibilities
*****None of this should be taken seriously.....just some humor in light of our season outlook.****