In case you missed last week's episode.
Miss Gratuitous Picture of the Week may be late this week, but it will never tank. OK, it will tank if there is a wet T shirt contest involved, but only then.
As some of you may be aware, I am a big proponent of tanking, but only when there is something to be gained from the exercise. I do have to ask Eric, however, "Are you tanking?"
I'm sorry, but this week's submission by Eric just doesn't do it for me. OK, I admit, I'd take her out for a quick spin, but we are talking about Miss Gratuitous Picture of the Week here! A one week commitment just doesn't seem likely.
Is our reigning champion
going to be unchallenged? Not likely!
Second Girl From Left was the runner up last week in the Fan Poll, and this is her third week in a row appearing in the Miss Gratuitous Picture of the Week contest. She just keeps coming back for more.
Our reigning champion
was the fan's choice last week in the poll, and won by a fairly substantial margin. Her position as a Vikings cheerleader may have influenced the fans somewhat. However, as an unbiased judge I can't allow that to influence me.
I can understand her charm. If I spotted her at a Halloween party, I would tell her "Great costume!" and go from there. I do have the nagging feeling, however, that the next morning she would pop her Waldo glasses back on.
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. What you do on Halloween....
Second Girl From Left lost her first try at the crown because her picture simply isn't that gratuitous. Her second place finish in last week's fan poll, however, tells me that the fans think her, er, assets, are sizable. As one fan noted last week:
two words — quiet confidence.
or — perky… personality
I am always willing to be swayed by a good argument, and that argument seems pretty compelling to me!
We have a new champion. Long may she reign over us! OK, at least until next week.