The Explosive Output Award goes to…
…for having the most productive game of his career -- and with how much he was on the field, here’s to even more explosive days down the road.
The We Gotz Da Streakz Award goes to…
…for playing a third QB not named Rodgers in as many games.
The We Also Gotz Da Streakz Award goes to…
…for continuing to allow more than 23pts in every game this season -- a feat that apparently only a handful of teams in NFL history can claim through this point of the season.
The No $#!^ Award goes to…
…for highlighting Ponder’s career before this game at Lambeau:
47.1 Passer Rating
LOST BOTH GAMES
"Hi, I’m Cause."
"Pleasure to meet you, I’m Effect."
The I Gotz Da Runz Award goes to…
…for averaging 11.4yds on eight carries -- the only time in his career he has averaged double-digit yardage on more than two carries. Well done, son.
The Smooth Move Award goes to…
…for running out the 1st Half clock for us.
Your first rush got you a TD. Your second rush was textbook derp.
The Extra Push Award goes to…
…for reminding everyone, including his teammates (Carlson, Fusco, et al), why you stay out of his way.
When AD’s a-knockin’, you best be a-blockin’.
The Wipe That Off Your Ass-Face Award goes to…
…for being a Childress doppelganger.
Movember is cool and all, but… yeesh…