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Border Battle '13 Awards – Brought to You by Ex-Lax

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The Explosive Output Award goes to…

Cordarrelle Patterson

…for having the most productive game of his career -- and with how much he was on the field, here’s to even more explosive days down the road.

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The We Gotz Da Streakz Award goes to…

The Green Bay Packers

…for playing a third QB not named Rodgers in as many games.

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The We Also Gotz Da Streakz Award goes to…

The Minnesota Vikings

…for continuing to allow more than 23pts in every game this season -- a feat that apparently only a handful of teams in NFL history can claim through this point of the season.

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The No $#!^ Award goes to…

Fox Sports

…for highlighting Ponder’s career before this game at Lambeau:

47.1 Passer Rating

LOST BOTH GAMES

"Hi, I’m Cause."

"Pleasure to meet you, I’m Effect."

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The I Gotz Da Runz Award goes to…

Toby Gerhart

…for averaging 11.4yds on eight carries -- the only time in his career he has averaged double-digit yardage on more than two carries. Well done, son.

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The Smooth Move Award goes to…

Scott Tolzien

…for running out the 1st Half clock for us.

Your first rush got you a TD. Your second rush was textbook derp.

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The Extra Push Award goes to…

Adrian Peterson

…for reminding everyone, including his teammates (Carlson, Fusco, et al), why you stay out of his way.

When AD’s a-knockin’, you best be a-blockin’.

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The Wipe That Off Your Ass-Face Award goes to…

Aaron Rodgers

…for being a Childress doppelganger.

Movember is cool and all, but… yeesh…

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