Ok. Harrison Smith is already my favorite defensive player on the vikings. Perhaps my favorite overall. The Problem is, I really want to give him a cool name, but I'm awful at nicknames.
So far the best I can come up with so far is Titanium Man, and here's why:
He's number 22, the same as the atomic number of Titanium.
Titanium, like Harrison, is known for it's high strength-to-weight ratio (the highest of all metals).
It is resistant to corrosion, and heat, which would translate to him being a clutch guy (comes up big in games we need, like the Bears and Texans games)
It is known as a refractory metal, so he's great at deflecting passes.
also, Titanium's most common compound is white, and it's used to make white dyes... so he plays a position that few white guys do... take that how you will.
As for the name Titanium Man, I thought it sounded better than Mr. Titanium or just Titanium. Also, it's the name of one of Iron Man's nemeses, basically his Russian counterpart.
Poll
Do you like the name?
No, too nerdy (21 votes)
No, just call him Harrison (10 votes)
No, I already have a name for him (comment below) (2 votes)
Yes, it's perfect (3 votes)
It'll do for now (9 votes)
45 total votes


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