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SkolTroll re-caps the offseason in song (oh, no...)

Well, I haven't done one of these in a while, and I figured I was overdue for an embarrassment of riches that was light on riches, heavy of self-deprecating embarrassment.

So without further ado (and before the cease-and-desist arrives from Athens, Georgia)...


It's the Middle of Offseason, Doncha Know It (and I Post All the Time)

R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World (via emimusic)


That's great, it's late May without a break,
SkolGirl's stuck on Faceyspace.
And Leslie Frazier is not afraid
Eye of a Sauron, fanposts of DNers burn
No Minny teams on TV,
Twinkies aren't helping me.
Feed off a troll of cheese, BAN! no,
Mock, no, Ponder no receivers start to create fear
Get receiver with height
Jennings hired, representing 10 mill,
Simpson's been re-hired and DN's a combat site
Vikings West and coming in a hurry
While Percy's breathing down your neck
Team by team reporters baffled, mocked, trade out, cut out
Look at that Webb playing!
Bad, then
Uh oh, Toine go, CB problem, Marcus Sherels, but it'll do
Mock yourself, trade yourself
Spielman serves his Darth needs,
Viking purple hearts bleed
Glover in a copter
And he's not a fighter pilot right? Right.
Your vitriolic, Vikaholic, slam, Cassel's hat's too light,
Gifs getcha psyched
It's the middle of offseason doncha know it
It's the middle of offseason doncha know it
It's the middle of offseason doncha know it and I post all the time

Seven o'clock-TV hour
Don't get caught in Kipers glower
Mid-major, high return,
Listen to yourself churn
Ansah in, tackles gone, mock burning, Manuel getting
9ers trade to escalate
Bears lineman? ELIMINATE!
TRex to handle, will he?
Falls down, falls down
Watch short arms crush, crushed, uh-oh,
This means no fear our pick is here
We also got Rhodes here!
Get a call, Get a call, get a call of lies
Offer him picks, offer him moar and Cordarelle's mine!

It's the middle of offseason doncha know it
It's the middle of offseason doncha know it
It's the middle of offseason doncha know it and I post all the time
(Why can't we shut up SkolTroll?)

(Shut him up...)

It's the middle of offseason doncha know it
(Why can't we shut up SkolTroll?)

It's the middle of offseason doncha know it
(Why can't we shut up SkolTroll?)

It's the middle of offseason doncha know it
(Why can't we shut up SkolTroll?) and I post all the time


The other night I dreamt of Brian,
Erin Hendo's gonna be wrong,
Old backers behind are not gone,
A - RIF - HA - SAN!
Michael Mauti, Marvin Mitchell, and Audie Cole
Birthday party, not mine, Packer fan's mean? boom!
You gonna rec it

green it if Marty still sucks it? Rec? (REC!)
It's the middle of offseason doncha know it
(Why can't we shut up SkolTroll?)


It's the middle of offseason doncha know it
(Why can't we shut up SkolTroll?)
It's the middle of offseason doncha know it and I post all the time
(Why can't we shut up SkolTroll?)
It's the middle of offseason doncha know it
It's the middle of offseason doncha know it
It's the middle of offseason doncha know it
(Why can't we shut up SkolTroll?) and I post all the time
It's the middle of offseason doncha know it
(Why can't we shut up SkolTroll?)
It's the middle of offseason doncha know it
(Why can't we shut up SkolTroll?)
It's the middle of offseason doncha know it
(Why can't we shut up SkolTroll?) and I post all the time
It's the middle of offseason doncha know it
(Why can't we shut up SkolTroll?)
It's the middle of offseason doncha know it
(Why can't we shut up SkolTroll?)
It's the middle of offseason doncha know it
(Why can't we shut up SkolTroll?)

and I post all the time

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