Business in the front, party in the back. Hockey hair. The Kentucky Waterfall. The Missouri Compromise. Whatever name you choose to call it by, a mullet is truly a sight to behold. And, very soon, we will see the full return of one of the most famous mullets in the Midwest.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen. . .Jared Allen is bringing back the mullet.
Allen, who got rid of the mullet a few years ago for his wedding, posted the picture you see at the top of the article there on his Twitter account over the weekend, along with the following tweet:
The only way to come back from surgery is with an Amazing Mullet... Foundation has been laid... twitter.com/JaredAllen69/s…— Jared Allen (@JaredAllen69) May 4, 2013
Allen once said that the mullet wasn't just a hairstyle, but a lifestyle. I mean, that still doesn't explain why he got rid of it in the first place, but the fact remains that he did, and now he's bringing it back.
Yes, folks, it's the off-season. This is news.