for using Performance Enhancing Hair Products. Really, the guy has to be using more hair extensions than Milli Vanilli.
If Felder takes Sherels job as a punt returner and defensive back, he is going to drive every NFL announcer crazy the entire season. No one will ever see his jersey name or number. He'll just be known as "that hairy guy that plays for Minnesota."
On the bright side, he could make a fortune doing shampoo commercials during the off season.