We have an opportunity this week....one that shouldn't be missed....Oh, there will be danger..some of you thrive on danger...actually crave it...this your chance.
We're going to need at least five people...and one leggy blonde with a nice rack.
The Vikings fly to London this week....the whole team....THE WHOLE F*CKING TEAM......we simply steal the plane ...leaving the team in the United Kingdom....it's so simple..it's brilliant......and just crazy enough to work.
I'd volunteer, but I'm on the no fly list since my FUI got me fired from SouthWest Airlines ...that and the fact that I was naked and some smarmy member of the media remarked that I was "Unarmed" (pressurized cabins can cause shrinkage)
Some of you are probably thinking "Let's get Ted! Wasn't he a Pilot?" Pshaw! rotary guys cain't fly fixed wing aircraft for sh*t...He'd probably try to VSTOL and wreck the plane (which we are going to sell, to get money to buy a new team)
This plan relies heavily on the team flying to Britain.....I overheard Coach Frasier talking about taking the train to save money...which could solve our problems anyway....because everyone knows it takes two weeks to get to Europe by rail...