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TrollTunes: Cheer, don't (dog it)

Not much to say about this song. It speaks for itself. It popped up on my ipod on the way home and, after hearing today's "discussion," it kind of wrote itself.

I may repeat some naughty words, so if you're easily offended... why are you reading a SkolTroll fanpost???

Mr. Tyler... if you would please get the mood set...

Aerosmith - Eat The Rich (via AerosmithVEVO)

Wake up kid, you ain’t a postin hack

Ain't nothin' really changes but the date

You a grand troller, but you no cyborg back

You gotta learn how to relate

Or you'll be swingin' from Valhalla’s gate

Now you got all the answers, low and behold

You got the right login but shit’s not on fire, yo


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Well I woke up this morning

Knowin’ what’s gonna be said

And how I got to dreadin’

You rehashing what you said

About ordinary quarterbacks

And how they make you sick

And if trollin and flames spits back at you

Then I hope this does the trick

Cause I'm a sick of your complainin'

About all our teams ills

And I'm sick of all your bitchin'

Bout your Ponders and your Bills

And I just can't see no humour

About your commenting life

And I think I can do more for you

With some good ole trollin strife!


Cheer don’t bitch: there's only one thing football’s for

Cheer don’t bitch: cheering 28 now cause he’s gonna do more

Cheer don’t bitch: I troll to get this off my chest

Cheer don’t bitch: or go to STrib and login as Guest.


So I called up Fearless Leader

And told him what’s gonna get done

Said you'd best go read SMR

Yeah I hope you have some fun

But don’t go start a rumble

On the mad folks who got ‘tude

And you won’t get in no trouble

If you skip words considered rude

Now their railin’ on the junk bonds

And they call each man a stiff

And they're dancin' in the comments

With stuff that’s a worn riff

But there's one good thing that happens

When I use another tired line

My attitude may look like shit

But at least I ain’t gonna whine!


Cheer don’t bitch: there's only one thing football’s for

Cheer don’t bitch: cheering 28 now cause he’s gonna do more

Cheer don’t bitch: I troll to get this off my chest

Cheer don’t bitch: or go to STrib and login as Guest.


Believe in all the good things

That came from that Bud Grant guy

Then you won't get no belly ache

From eatin' humble pie

I believe in my here Vikings

The abomination won't last

So when we hoist the Lombardi Trophy

I’ll shove it up your ass!


Cheer don’t bitch: there's only one thing football’s for

Cheer don’t bitch: cheering 28 now cause he’s gonna do more

Cheer don’t bitch: I troll to get this off my chest

Cheer don’t bitch: or go to STrib and login as Guest.


Cheer don’t bitch: there's only one thing football’s for

Cheer don’t bitch: cheering 28 now cause he’s gonna do more

Cheer don’t bitch: bein’ a fan don’t mean you’re crazy

Cheer don’t bitch: now watch the game and have a good time, baby!

This FanPost was created by a registered user of The Daily Norseman, and does not necessarily reflect the views of the staff of the site. However, since this is a community, that view is no less important.

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