The newest addition will give this player the longest name since TJ Houshmandzadeh. Johnny Mondo Delicious Lick Me Purple Ice Cream is going to reel in the endorsement deal of the year for this new product. Many are not going to believe this so follow the link to food inventor, Charlie Harry Francis's web site.
The new ice cream flavor mixes Viagra and champagne. The flavor made by a British ice cream manufacturer adds 25 mg of Viagra per scoop and has been appropriately named "The Arousal." You can speculate all you want but did Johnny Football get the "Lick me I"m Delicious" phrase trademarked?
Charlie Harry Francis grew up in the South of Wales on an ice cream farm. He is an inventor of sorts and has developed the Nitro Ice Cream Bar Parlour and the Nitro Ice Cream buggy. As best I can understand it you can hire him to come to your event and he will serve custom orders of ice cream. Johnny Ice Cream is a match made in heaven for Charlie Francis's Lick Me I'm Delicious business.
Moving from the merchandise to the food market is a natural transition that most athletes have trouble making. Manziel could put hundreds of these Nitro Ice Cream Buggies in front of the stadium on game day. A vendor contract would put the custom ice cream inside the new stadium with personalized delivery to your seat!
A light hearted story but I know the DN has fans from England on here. Has anyone visited this place? Those that like ice cream will make the trip.