This is complete frivolity. If you desire hard news, well, now that the Wild have been eliminated and the Twins hover around .500 (I'm feeling a little generous) there is little of that to share.
The thought occurred to me that Johnny Manziel's uniform number and team combo may be the most unfortunate in sports. Being #2 for the Browns, how much worse can it get? But why?
1. He was trying to flip the bird to the fans in Cleveland by making the face of their franchise into the ultimate poop joke
2. He really thinks that he's the.......short, sharp word for excrement
There are other, simpler options, but what fun are those?