So I have been tweaking a word doc at work for the past...3 months, and I added all of the draft picks and UDFA signings and I just have too much time on my hands, don't I? Anywho, this is my incredibly inaccurate and totally wrong depth chart for the final 53-man roster going into the 2016 season. I'll maybe do another one of these later, or maybe I won't? Let's find out together!
FYI this list might not include all of the UDFAs that have signed in the last 24 hours. I've added as many as possible.
QB
Teddy Bridgwater
Tyler Heinike
RB
Adrian Peterson
Jerick McKinnon
Matt Asiata
FB
Zach Line
WR
Laquon Treadwell
Stefon Diggs
Jarius Wright
Adam Thielen
Cordarrelle Patterson
Charles Johnson
TE
Kyle Rudolph
Mycole Pruitt
David Morgan
C
John Sullivan
Nick Easton
OT
Matt Kalil
Phil Loadholt
Andre Smith
Carter Bykowski
T.J. Clemmings
Austin Shepherd
OG
Alex Boone
Brandon Fusco
Mike Harris
Joe Berger
K/P/LS
Blair Walsh
Nick O’Toole
Kevin McDermott
DE
Everson Griffin
Brian Robison
Danielle Hunter
DT
Sharrif Floyd
Linval Joseph
Tom Johnson
B.J. Dubose
LB
Eric Kendricks
Anthony Barr
Emmanuel Lamur
Chad Greenway
Audie Cole
Edmond Robinson
CB
Xavier Rhodes
Trae Waynes
Captain Munnerlyn
MacKensie Alexander
Terence Newman
Marcus Sherels
SS/FS
Harrison Smith
Michael Griffin
Andrew Sendejo
Antone Exum, Jr.
Practice Squad
1. Moritz Boehringer (WR)
2. Willie Beavers (OG)
3. Stephen Weatherly (DE)
4. Jayron Kearse (SS)
5. Kentrell Brothers (LB)
6. Jeremiah Siriles (OG)
7. Marquise Williams (QB)
8. Jhurell Pressley (RB)
9. Anthony Harris (SS)
10. Theiren Cockran (DE)
CUT PLAYERS
Alex Singelton (LB)
Terence Plummer (LB)
Shaun Hill (QB)
Keith Baxter (CB)
Isame Faciane (DT)
Terrell Sinkfield (WR)
Kendrick Ellis (DT)
Ben LeCompte (P)
Isaac Fruechte (WR)
Qujuan Floyd (S)
John Lowdermilk (CB)
Blake Renaud (FB)
Brian Leonhardt (TE)
Dominique Williams (RB)
Scott Crichton (DE)
Joel Stave (QB)
Brandon Ross (RB)
Jabari Price (SS)
Toby Johnson (DT)
Zach Moore (DE)
Travis Lewis (LB)
Brandon Watts (LB)
Jake Ganus (LB)
Denzell Perine (DE)
Shamar Stephen (DE)
Kyle Carter (TE)
Eric Rawls (CB)
Melvin White (CB)
Brandon Zylstra (WR)
Justin Trattou (DE)
Marshaun Coprich (RB)
Jeff Locke (P)
Joshua Gordon (DE)
Zac Kerin (C)
Injury Reserve
Rhett Ellison (TE)
My reasonings is thus: I have no reasoning, other than a gut feeling, which is probably just oatmeal. Sorry.