7. Baylor University, Home to Brittney Griner. And Robert Griffin III. And various talented players on the men's basketball team, who no one remembers right now because of Brittney Griner.
Everyone at that school is a winner. Except Ken Starr, I guess.
Grantland.com's Bill Simmons -- also known as "The Sports Guy" -- randomly makes the following 2012 prediction in his Week 17 NFL picks column: "[Phoenix Suns guard] Steve Nash will get traded to the Portland Trail Blazers." No further commentary is provided.
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21. Deron Williams mysteriously disappearing for 36 hours in December, followed by a press conference in which Williams (with fresh bruises on his face) sits next to Mikhail Prokhorov and announces that he's inked a lucrative extension to remain with the Nets.