According to ESPN, the league has fined Brett Favre for his lack of cooperation in the whole texting scandal, but "could not conclude that Favre violated league policies relating to workplace conduct."
More on this later on. In the meantime, allow me to channel my inner Chris Jericho here for a second. Jennifer Sterger, on behalf of Brett Favre, Deanna Favre, The Daily Norseman, the Minnesota Vikings, Minnesota Vikings fans, the National Football League, NFL fans everywhere, the state of Minnesota, the United States of America, the North American continent, and the entire Western Hemisphere. . .would you please. . .
SHUT. . .the HELL. . .UP!