This is, apparently, the lead story on KSTP-TV tonight.
Yes. . .let's ignore the tornadoes that have hammered the crap out of the state in the past couple of days.
Hell, let's even ignore the fact that the Twins beat the Bitch Sox (TM Bat-Girl) again tonight.
THERE ARE CONSENTING ADULTS HAVING SEX IN MINNEAPOLIS!! WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?
Good lord. . .with all the events of the past year, and even of the past couple of weeks, this barely registers a blip on the radar screen.