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The NFL and PORN! PORN! Glorious PORN!

There. . .that should make the ol' search engines go crazy.

But this comes from Pro Football Talk, and I really don't have any words to describe this.

MISADVENTURES IN E-MAIL

A league source tells us that an assistant coach with an NFL team attempted on Friday to forward a pornographic e-mail.

If his goal was to send it to every General Manager in the league, he was successful.  

The list also included their secretaries.  Oh, and the Comissioner got it, too.

A couple of things about this. . .

1)  Who in the hell gets porn sent to their work e-mail?  Seriously?  I don't know if it's the fact that my work e-mail address has a .mil at the end or what, but I can't possibly imagine getting naked chick pictures in my e-mail here at work.

(I assume that the pictures in question were of naked chicks. . .if they weren't, well, that's different. . .not that there's anything wrong with that.)

2)  At least we can be pretty sure it's not the Vikings.  Why?  Because if it was Minnesota, this story would have been front page news within 5 minutes of the person responsible hitting the "send" button.

My guess is that it's one of the NFL's media darlings, and therefore it's not out in the open yet.  But I'm sure it will be eventually.  And if it's not the Vikings, I shall laugh heartily at whoever it is.

That's all for now, folks. . .possibly some more later, and don't forget to submit any questions you might have for Ned Macey of Football Outsiders, who we'll hopefully be talking to later this week.