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Love That NFL Consistency

Kevin and Pat Williams are looking at four-game suspensions for doing nothing more than attempting to keep their weight under control.

On the other hand, this fat, drug-running bastard doesn't have a care in the world.

Gotta love a league where trying to keep your weight down is a bigger crime than felony drug possession.

Ah, well. . .I'm sure that with the precedent that's been set, what with Bryant McKinnie getting a four-game suspension before he even goes to court and what the Williams brothers and others are going through now, it will be just a matter of time before Roger Goodell gets around to this one.  And by "just a matter of time," what I really mean is "right after the season gets over."

I know I keep overusing this Public Enemy reference, but. . .well, I can't think of a better way to finish that sentence, so. . .

Get up, get get, get down. . .Roger Goodell is a joke in your town.