Hit Me: Questions About The Houston Texans?

Howdy, fans of the Purple. My name's Tim, and I'm one of the writers over at SB Nation's website for all things Houston Texan, Battle Red Blog. In light of the upcoming contest between our two squads, I figured I'd head this way to field any questions you might have about this week's opponent.

Curious as to how the Texans plan to stop Adrian Peterson? I'll opine between sobs. Want to know whether Andre Johnson is the result of a virgin birth? I'll preach. Simply feel like commiserating about the epidemic of water pills in the NFL with a comrade who's facing the same challenge (albeit to a much less valuable player)? I'll hold you.

So hit me, Vikings fans. I'm here to spew rhetoric and the occasional bit of knowledge. Best of luck on Sunday, and here's to a clean game that doesn't feature anyone getting hurt.

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