Well, the game has started, even though I'm not sure the Vikings are aware of it. Three Robbie Gould field goals and a 7-yard pass from Jay Cutler to Greg Olsen has made it 16-0 in favor of the Bears at the half.
The Vikings clearly don't care at this point, and I'm not sure why any of us should, either.
But hang out for the second half anyway, and see how creative we can get without sounding like an Andrew Dice Clay routine.