I haven't seen the documentary on Bill Parcells on the NFL Network, but at the end of it, he's apparently quoted as saying:
"Get me back out there," Parcells says near the end of Bill Parcells: Reflections on a Life in Football, per Ben Volin of the Palm Beach Post. "I can do this one more time. That’s how I feel."
Fact: I love Bill Parcells...in a non-sexual, hero worship kind of way.
Fact: Zygi Wilf, a life long Giants fan before he bought the Vikes, has that feeling towards Parcells time one gajillion. One gajiullion is a lot, by the way.
Fact: I want Brad Childress to have a wonderful life. I just don't want him to do it as coach of the Minnesota Vikings, effective yesterday.
Fact: The Vikings need some sort of press...in a positive way...to try and get some momentum going towards a new stadium. If you're not aware, the football abortion that we are forced to watch on an almost weekly basis is what we like to call 'anti momentum'.
Fact: Bill Parcells has a full head of hair and the coolest nickname ever, and is a quote machine at press conferences. Oh, and he knows football.
Fact: Brad Childress is bald, and his nickname of 'Chilly' is twofold--he cools off a hot football team and has a personality of an ice cube. Oh, and he doesn't know football.
Fact: If the Vikings lose this weekend, Brad Childress might get fired before he gets back to the locker room.
Not Fact, but more of a football masturbatory fantasy: Bill Parcells becomes the VIkings coach by nightfall.
Discuss.