SCENE: The locker room, halftime of any game the Vikings have played this season. As they head in from the tunnel the team is pretty hyped up--they're probably ahead or tied, and there's no reason to think that a second half collapse is upon them, for they have Leslie Frazier, Motivational Strategic Genius on their side.
Well, I felt sorry for the opposing quarterback. Jared Allen has 11 sacks in the first half, and we really mixed up our defense well. What I'd like to do is drop the linebackers 64 yards off of the line of scrimmage and leave an area larger than the Great Plains available to our opponent to exploit us at will.
They'll play 84 yards back from the receivers, and allow them to catch passes at will. And then we'll miss tackles. And I will put Asher Allen on their top receiver, one on one, because I have their quarterback on my fantasy team, and...looks down at phone, opens FF team app...I really need the points.