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Rodger Dodger Is Set To Take Your Money Now

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And not just metaphorically... literally! Also, yes, "Rodger Dodger" just randomly popped into my head for this, and yes, I will continue to utilize it. Of course, if the league were to inquire about this, I'll just go ahead and lie about it for three years and continue to do it even if they tell me to stop.

‘Cuz that philosophy is how ya do it.

Anyways, the NFL, in its ever industrious and capitalist spirit, has decided to open an NFL Draft Shop (temporarily, of course) in downtown Manhattan starting on April 2nd. (No word on what the ‘close date' would be, but I'm guessing it's going to be May 2nd... a one-month lease and all, and coinciding also shortly after the actual draft. Again, however, that's just a guess on my part.)

And on said opening day, Rodger Goodell himself will be manning on of the cash registers! So, if you're in New York City on April 2nd, and want to directly give him some money, go for it. Might be kinda cool, actually, regardless of how you actually feel about him.

Also, really really hoping that they have good security there for him in case any Saints* fans wander in. Just imagine that bounty.