A Caption Contest For Your Afternoon Entertainment

Yes, I used this same picture in yesterday's story here on the site, but a couple of people suggested that it would be pretty good fodder for a caption contest, and frankly I agree with them, so we'll just roll with it.

The picture was taken at the NFL's Rookie Symposium, which is taking place at the Browns' facilities in Berea, Ohio. That really is Vikings' seventh-round draft selection Audie Cole wrapped around a goal post. I don't know how the heck he got to where he is in the picture. I don't know what the heck he's doing. I don't know what the heck he's thinking.

But that's where you good folks come in.

So, get your creative juices flowing and put your minds to work to come up with a caption for the picture you see to the left there. The winner will be the latest recipient of the cardboard Burger King Crown of Awesomeness.

And yes, I realize that this is generally Skol Girl's territory. . .but, hey, the opportunity is there, so I'll take it.