If you don't know what day it is today, just locate the nearest camel.
Since the last time we brought you an Open Thread. . .
-The Minnesota Supreme Court told Doug Mann and his posse to take their little lawsuit, fold it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it where the sun doesn't shine.
-Arif put together a ginormous story about Norv Turner and what to expect from him with the Vikings. You might need a snack. . .and a beverage. . .and a smoke when you're done.
From some other sources around the internet. . .
-Chad Greenway appears to be a candidate to have his contract restructured.
The rules of the Open Thread are the same as they've ever been, ladies and gentlemen. . .no politics, no religion, no feeding of the trolls, and keep the bad language to a minimum/use the spoiler tags if you feel as though you absolutely must curse.
I'd like to dedicate today's musical selection to Doug Mann and the rest of the anti-stadium crowd, now that they've hopefully been put down for good.
With that, the beer light is on and the bar is open for this Wednesday, everyone! Enjoy the rest of your day, and keep your eyes peeled for more new stuff from us throughout the day.