Minnesota Vikings News and Links, 10/6

There's only one more game remaining for Week 5 in the NFL. . .and, as I mentioned in yesterday's thread for the Sunday NFL games, that's why Red Zone is awesome.

Since the last time we brought you an Open Thread. . .

-Ted put together his Stock Market Report for the Packers game. Pretty much everyone and everything sucked. Except the SMR, which was awesome.

-Do you like the Minnesota Vikings? Do you like the Minnesota Golden Gophers? Then, let their powers combine!

-Cordarrelle Patterson needs to be a bigger part of the Vikings' offense. I think so, anyway.

-I took another shot at FanDuel for Week 5 of NFL action. In the words of Rob Schneider, I sucked again.

-Teddy Bridgewater was named the NFL's Rookie of the Week for Week 4.

-Another member of the Vikings got arrested. This is not a repeat from. . .oh, who am I kidding, yes it is.

The rules of the Open Thread are the same as they've ever been, ladies and gentlemen. . .no politics, no religion, no feeding of the trolls, keep the bad language to a minimum (using spoiler tags, if necessary), and keep the GIFs relatively work-safe.

Today's musical selection. . .as usual, no real reason for it.

With that, the beer light is on and the bar is open for this Monday, ladies and gentlemen. Enjoy the rest of your day!