We're back for another Monday, ladies and gentlemen, and we're about to start looking forward to the Minnesota Vikings' third pre-season match-up. They will travel to Arrowhead Stadium to take on the Kansas City Chiefs. Yes, it's the "all-important" third pre-season game. I'm sure you'll hear that approximately a thousand times this week.
Since the last time we brought you an Open Thread. . .
-Ted has the latest Stock Market Report for Saturday night's contest against the Arizona Cardinals. You can read everything we had on the Cardinals' game, including the Open Thread and all the other updates, right here.
-We gave you some over/unders to consider as far as fantasy football numbers for the Minnesota Vikings this season.
-Blah blah Kluwe blah blah Vikings blah blah settlement. There's supposed to be a press conference later. If it's being streamed or something, we'll have it.
Since most of our stuff from over the weekend is in the stream that's linked up there, that's all the links for today.
The rules of the Open Thread are the same as they've ever been, ladies and gentlemen. . .no politics, no religion, no feeding of the trolls, keep the language relatively clean (using spoiler tags, if necessary), and keep the GIFs relatively work-safe.
For today's video, in case you just haven't gotten enough of it yet. . .oh, and there are some naughty words in the last 5-7 seconds of the video. There's your warning.
With that, the beer light is on and the bar is open for this Monday, ladies and gentlemen. Enjoy the rest of your day!