I watch cartoons. If you've been around the site for a long enough period of time, you know this already. Hey, there are things on television that are significantly worse than a lot of the cartoon fare that's targeted at adults, that's for sure.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, which is still part of the Adult Swim lineup on the Cartoon Network, is one of my all-time favorites, simply because it's so far out there. Seriously, it's a milkshake, a carton of fries, and a ball of meat doing. . .well, whatever, pretty much. But the focus here is on their next door neighbor, Carl Brutananadilewski.
Every year, the folks from Adult Swim feature Carl giving his "Stone Cold Lock of the Century (of the Week)" for the National Football League, and this week his focus is on the contest between the Minnesota Vikings and the St. Louis Rams.
WARNING: The video above is not necessarily what you'd call "politically correct." That's really not the sort of thing that Adult Swim does. In fact, the YouTube description of the video is "Carl makes an airtight case for sexual diversity in the NFL while also comparing a player's knees to limp pasta." It's also pretty clearly not meant to be taken seriously.
Consider yourself warned. Basically, if you're offended after this point, it's really your own damn fault.