Welcome to Wednesday, ladies and gentlemen!
Since the last time we brought you an Open Thread. . .
-Greg Jennings apparently has an issue with acronyms and emoji. I suppose there are worse problems to have.
-In light of comments made by Jerry Rice, Cris Carter has proclaimed that he never used stickum.
-If you haven't gotten valentines for your child's party or whatever other occasions, you should totally print out a bunch of these.
From some other sources around the interwebs. . .
-Daniel Williams of NFL.com wrote an article about the good things the Vikings did in 2014. In a related story, expect Daniel Williams to be fired by NFL.com before the end of the week.
-SI.com has an offseason primer for the NFC North division.
The rules of the Open Thread are the same as they've ever been, ladies and gentlemen. . .no politics, no religion, no feeding of the trolls, keep the bad language to a minimum (using the spolier tags, if necessary), and keep the pictures work-safe and appropriately-sized.
Today's musical entertainment for your listening pleasure.
With that, the beer light is on and the bar is open for this Wednesday, ladies and gentlemen. Enjoy the rest of your day!