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It's Tuesday, ladies and gentlemen. Hooray for Tuesday and stuff.
Since the last time we brought you an Open Thread. . .
-Head coach Mike Zimmer says the team wants quarterback Teddy Bridgewater to bulk up this offseason.
-The 2015 SB Nation Writers Mock Draft is officially underway.
-We brought back Ted's outstanding story from last off-season, Meet the Rumor Man.
-And, in the latest episode of "Oh, Woe Is Me, My Situation Is Everyone's Fault But Mine," Ben Dogra has said that it isn't in his client's best interests to return to Minnesota.
Also, it's not one of our stories, but I love this apology to Adrian Peterson from Phil Mackey of 1500 ESPN. Spot on.
The rules of the Open Thread are as follows:
-No discussion of politics or religion
-No feeding of the trolls
-Keep the bad language to a minimum (using the spoiler tags, if you must)
-No pictures that could potentially get someone fired or in serious trouble at their place of employment
-If you can't disagree in a civil manner, feel free to go away
With that, the beer light is on and the bar is open for this Tuesday, ladies and gentlemen. Enjoy the rest of your day, and we'll have more for you later on.