Tuesday Open Thread: March 29, 2016

Merry Tuesday, everyone! Another beautiful March day here, seems a shame to waste it in the office, doesn't it?

Around the DN since our last open thread:

Husain Abdullah announced his retirement. You may remember Abdullah was one of our safeties for a few years.

Ted's back (with a little help from J-Dog)! Here's Your Moment of Zim Tzu: The Callout.

Vikings news from elsewhere:

From Vikings.com:

Teddy Bridgewater was ranked number 5 of all QB draft prospects since 2011.

Forbes launched a series on U.S.Bank Stadium.

Here they revisit McShay's and King's 2015 'month-out' mocks.

Around the rest of the NFL:

From NFL.com, Hunter Henry is the draft's most complete tight end in years.

Si's MMQB digs on the RGIII signing, and to the NFL's reaction to the latest concussion story.

Laremy Tunsil decided not to run the 40 yard dash, and I have no idea why this is news. HE'S AN OFFENSIVE LINEMAN!

Twins update:

Despite a shaky outing by Duffey, the Twins rode the arms of the bullpen, and were helped with a 3 run blast off the bench by Palka. Final score was 6-4, good guys on top.

With that, we come to today's media selection. Thanks again, CCHOF, for the request.  This is Mother Funk Conspiracy, with Hambone Steaksauce.

Again, we all know the rules, but in case someone is new:

-No discussion of politics or religion
-No feeding of the trolls
-Keep the bad language to a minimum (using the spoiler tags, if you must)
-Speaking of which, if discussing a newer show or movie, please use spoiler tags 
-No pictures that could potentially get someone fired or in serious trouble at their place of employment
-If you can't disagree in a civil manner, feel free to go away
-While navigating the open thread, just assume it's sarcasm

With that, the beer light is on and the bar is open. Belly up & tie one on. Don't forget to tip your waitress, & try the chitlins.