Tuesday Open Thread, Part Deux: May 3, 2016

'Round here since our last open thread:

Moritz Bohringer signed his rookie deal with the Vikings.

Ted posted a way-too-early 53 man roster projection.

Other Vikings & NFL news:

Vikings.com has 5 things to know about Laquon Treadwell.

The Vikings aim to improve the two-minute defense in 2016, per Vikings.com.

The Giants' GM blasts critics of the Eli Apple pick, per NFL.com.

Hey, here's a little Jerry Burns for ya' for the afternoon. By the way, this is extremely NSFW.

Again, we all know the rules, but in case someone is new:

-No discussion of politics or religion
-No feeding of the trolls
-Keep the bad language to a minimum (using the spoiler tags, if you must)
-Speaking of which, if discussing a newer show or movie, please use spoiler tags 
-No pictures that could potentially get someone fired or in serious trouble at their place of employment
-If you can't disagree in a civil manner, feel free to go away
-While navigating the open thread, just assume it's sarcasm

With that, the beer light is on and the bar is open. Belly up & tie one on. Don't forget to tip your waitress, & try the pickled northern.