Hump Daaaayyyyy! Well, it's hump day, and it's also May the Fourth. Be prepared to see random middle-aged virgins running around in costumes, and May the Fourth be with you.
Around the DN since our last open thread:
Moritz Bohringer signed his rookie deal with the Vikings.
Ted posted a way-too-early 53 man roster projection.
Vikings news from other sources:
Well, the Twins couldn't pull off another win. Alex Meyer didn't even make it 3 innings in his first start, and the Twins fell to the Astros, 4-6. Park hit his team-leading 7th home run of the season with another opposite field blast.
With that, we come to today's media selection. Thank you to chris_winter for the request. If you have anything you want played on here, let me know & I'll get 'r done.