Hump Daaaayyyyy! Well, it's hump day, and it's also May the Fourth. Be prepared to see random middle-aged virgins running around in costumes, and May the Fourth be with you.
Around the DN since our last open thread:
Moritz Bohringer signed his rookie deal with the Vikings.
Ted posted a way-too-early 53 man roster projection.
Vikings news from other sources:
Here are 5 things to know about Laquon Treadwell.
The Vikings aim to improve the two-minute defense in 2016.
The Vikings rookies were assigned jersey numbers.
One NFL.com analyst has it right, and believes the Vikings will return to the playoffs.
The Strib has some fun facts about the Vikings' draft picks.
From NFL.com, our Moritz Bohringer says he wants to be the Dirk Nowitzki of the NFL.
Around the NFL:
The Giants' GM blasts critics of the Eli Apple pick, per NFL.com.
Normally I don't like Bears players so much, but I have to make an exception for Lamarr Houston. He says Aaron Rodgers is 'a little too arrogant', per NFL.com.
NFL.com has a list of veteran players who were boosted by the draft.
Well, the Twins couldn't pull off another win. Alex Meyer didn't even make it 3 innings in his first start, and the Twins fell to the Astros, 4-6. Park hit his team-leading 7th home run of the season with another opposite field blast.
With that, we come to today's media selection. Thank you to chris_winter for the request. If you have anything you want played on here, let me know & I'll get 'r done.
Again, we all know the rules, but in case someone is new:
-No discussion of politics or religion
-No feeding of the trolls
-Keep the bad language to a minimum (using the spoiler tags, if you must)
-Speaking of which, if discussing a newer show or movie, please use spoiler tags
-No pictures that could potentially get someone fired or in serious trouble at their place of employment
-If you can't disagree in a civil manner, feel free to go away
-While navigating the open thread, just assume it's sarcasm
With that, the beer light is on and the bar is open. Belly up & tie one on. Don't forget to tip your waitress, & try the pickled northern.