Monday Open Thread, Part Deux: August 29, 2016

Updates since our last open thread:

Ted posted the Stock Market Report for yesterday's win.

From Vikings.com, Adrian Peterson sees a long-term future in Minnesota.

Here's a media selection I've played on here before. Here's a little John Randle for your afternoon.

Again, we all know the rules, but in case someone is new:

-No discussion of politics or religion
-No feeding of the trolls
-Keep the bad language to a minimum (using the spoiler tags, if you must)
-Speaking of which, if discussing a newer show or movie, please use spoiler tags 
-No pictures that could potentially get someone fired or in serious trouble at their place of employment
-If you can't disagree in a civil manner, feel free to go away
-While navigating the open thread, just assume it's sarcasm
-This isn't a male version of The View, so leave the gender hatred at the door

With that, the beer light is on and the bar is open. Belly up & tie one on. Don't forget to tip your waitress, & try the chitlins.