Short Open Thread for you guys right now, I’ll be coming in later to edit this when I’m not writing this at 4 a.m.
Apparently there is still one guy left in America who doesn’t know what Adrian Peterson looks like out of uniform.
Apparently Zimmer has very little luck with his eyes; he’s still got two surgeries to go.
Here’s Mike Zimmer’s combine interview.
Apparently the Vikings will be aggressive, both in free agency and in the draft. That includes TJ Lang, who could be deciding between the Broncos and the Vikings when the opening horn sounds.
Sharrif Floyd will be back with the Vikings in 2017.
Apparently the Vikings are kinda sorta good at drafting? I guess?
Brandon Marshall (WR, not LB) was released. Go crazy with that, I suppose.
Apparently the Bengals are total dummies.
Video of the week is Spielman’s combine interview.
Again, we all know the rules, but in case someone is new:
-No discussion of politics or religion
-No feeding of the trolls
-Keep the bad language to a minimum (using the spoiler tags, if you must)
-Speaking of which, if discussing a newer show or movie, please use spoiler tags
-No pictures that could potentially get someone fired or in serious trouble at their place of employment
-If you can't disagree in a civil manner, feel free to go away
-While navigating the open thread, just assume it's sarcasm
-This isn't a male version of The View, so leave the gender hatred at the door
With that, the disco light is down and the bar is open. Belly up & tie one on. Don't forget to tip your local dolphin brigade, & try the liver-covered fava beans.